Men who own cats.
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Male, and it's perfectly fine. The idea that men have dogs rather than cats is subscribing to the idea of men as hardcore manly-men with hardcore dogs that bow to their every command. Personally, I love my cat. Dogs are irritating, hyperactive attention whores, constantly needing your attention and approval even if their pursuit of it makes you annoyed or unhappy. Cats take a while to form a bond, but once they do, they stick by you, always wanting to curl up on your lap, but perfectly content if you take them off. I highly prefer cats.
It's like owning a small dog. It's just pretty... girly. Makes me think of Paris Hilton and all I can see is the guy walking down the road with the cat or dog in his 'man bag'. I think the reaction you received was unfair, but saying that, they only said what a lot more people would have kept to themselves.
There's nothing wrong with it. I'm not saying that. Thinking about it, there's nothing strange about it. But people who own cats generally:
a) Own a load of them and are social outcasts eg Simpson's Mad Cat Lady
b) Speak to their cat a lot and don't care much for people eg Austin Power's Doctor Evil
c) Are Catwoman.
Imagine your face here. This is how a lot of guys will see you when you tell them you own a cat.
There's nothing wrong with it. I'm not saying that. Thinking about it, there's nothing strange about it. But people who own cats generally:
a) Own a load of them and are social outcasts eg Simpson's Mad Cat Lady
b) Speak to their cat a lot and don't care much for people eg Austin Power's Doctor Evil
c) Are Catwoman.
Imagine your face here. This is how a lot of guys will see you when you tell them you own a cat.
I'm a straight man, and I love cats. Sometimes more than I do dogs, or at least my hound. I swear that dumb thing was hit on the head with a 9 iron as a puppy.
You sir, personified my own cognitive leanings towards felines in the top line.Captain Pooptits said:
Because I LUV TEH KITTIES AND THEY DO STUFF WITH THINGS THAT IS FUNNY!!1
Plus you can make them slide into walls by dragging a bit of string on a hardwood floor.
I like cats. They tend to manifest a deeper personality more often than dogs.
I mean, I like dogs, but cats are just so much more.. Well, colorful.
Tell those fuckers that at least your cat doesn't get ass-raped by the other dogs.
I mean, I like dogs, but cats are just so much more.. Well, colorful.
Tell those fuckers that at least your cat doesn't get ass-raped by the other dogs.
Mate, my ancestors worshipped cats...Nerdfury said:
I like cats myself. They cover up their shit, eat relatively little and live longer average lives than most other pets do. They're also much more independent and quiet than dogs are, and don't require exercise, brushing, washing, etc.
Besides, cats are lean, smart, fast, stealthy killing machines, who enjoy torturing their victims before they eat them.
I believe this man may have solved the "comeback" problem that we male cat-owners face.The Warden said:
Dogs need someone to boss them arround, cats boss you arround instead.
Cats are smarter in my eyes, simply because they don't blindly follow orders or need to be learned how to behave. If a cat doesn't get food, he'll hunt it, a domesticated dog simply waits and starves untill his boss gives him food.
A cat has his own personality and a dog mimics that of his owners.
Just look at any "Dog whisperer" show, you'll see that they never change the dog itself directly, but through changing the behaviour of the boss.
So as a man, i'm damn proud to be owned by a cat!
Cats are smarter in my eyes, simply because they don't blindly follow orders or need to be learned how to behave. If a cat doesn't get food, he'll hunt it, a domesticated dog simply waits and starves untill his boss gives him food.
A cat has his own personality and a dog mimics that of his owners.
Just look at any "Dog whisperer" show, you'll see that they never change the dog itself directly, but through changing the behaviour of the boss.
So as a man, i'm damn proud to be owned by a cat!
I don't know anyone who bring their cat around town like Hollywood halfwits, it's not something the average cat-owner does.deus-ex-machina said:
That's quite a generalization, and it's very untrue.deus-ex-machina said:
People with cats are not that different from others, and if they were, it wouldn't be in a bad way.
Those girls are shallow assholes. Cats are great pets. If anything it shows those guys are caring people. I wonder what they think'd of my pet.
The chilean rose tarantulas are docile, easy to look after and mine is happy to crawl up me and sit on my shoulder. They're not the evil little attacking fiends everyone thinks.
The chilean rose tarantulas are docile, easy to look after and mine is happy to crawl up me and sit on my shoulder. They're not the evil little attacking fiends everyone thinks.
Male. it doesn't have to be weird, but there different kinds of catpeople, people who look at their cat as a person (or worse, as friend) and people who look at their cat as a pet. The first group are weird and the second group is ok. Btw, i have a cat myself and i treat it as a pet not as a person.
bitches be haten on ferrets now huh......well that bi*ch is obviousely stupid....and cats rule too.....along with ferrets.
I'm male, and horribly allergic to cats, which is a cruel twist of fate because there's no other kind of pet I'd rather have.
And who cares what they think, right? It's your life and your choice and if they can't accept it then it's only their own intolerance to blame.
And who cares what they think, right? It's your life and your choice and if they can't accept it then it's only their own intolerance to blame.
