Message to your younger self.

[rutger5000]

Be a rebel, have complete disregard for any authority or social norm. Teach yourself don't trust your school with that. Slack of with the homework they give you, and work hard on the stuff you want to learn (German, English, Math, Physics and for fun History), and act the way you want to act. A big fuck you to all the boring people that held you back so long. Also try to get out that constricting peasant village and flee to the freedom of the city as soon as you can, or at least go there as often as you can (Amsterdam is great). (Don't wait until you're 18)
Owh and MUSIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't imagine how great it makes you feel. (Better then sex, yeah sorry about that)
And don't start playing games, just a waste of your time. If you're really bored start reading or something.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Think

 

[FalloutJack]

"Human beings are still chumps. Keep the faith, yo."

 

[Sinisterspider]

"Shut your big stupid face"

 

[Tamama]

Dear past me:

Stop playing WoW. Bad me. Stop that.
*smack*

 

[jonnosferatu]

You know how you wanted to become a confident, muscular, fairly well-adjusted student at world-renowned University with many positive interpersonal relationships, several close friends, and a devoted but very sexual and physical attractive girlfriend?

Yeah, that happens. And it is fucking GLORIOUS.

 

[Badong]

To: 14-year-and-3-month old me

"When you promise you won't do something really stupid on Valentine's Day, also promise you won't do something stupid the day AFTER Valentine's Day."

From: 14-year-and-8-month old me (AKA "The guy who gave Lorenzo I. cake the day AFTER Valentine's Day")

 

[Ramin 123]

Trust no-one, shag everything

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"I'm breaking the Blinovitch Limitation to send you this, so pay attention. Save all your designs, keep a diary and stop going after so many girls. Yes, you do. Trust me, half of them are braindead. Yes, I know they're pretty, that doesn't count."
Your Future Self.
P.S. Doctor Who does come back. You'll know what I mean when it happens.

 

[The-Bad-Blooded]

exercise (i'm overweight, and it'd solve all of my problems)

 

[Superior Mind]

Wow, I'd tell my younger self a lot. I suppose what it all boils down to is "It is better to regret something you did than something you didn't do."

Similarly, "It is better to regret someone you did do than someone you didn't do - but, uh, use protection."

Also: "Stop being such a fucking **** all the time. Seriously, your an embarassment to me and all your other future selves."

 

[Voodoomancer]

"Stop procrastinating, dammit!!"

A sound piece of advice.

 

[Wuggy]

snip

This sounds like it's from a movie. I don't really know what you actually did, but it sounds amazing.

OT:
Dear Wuggy,

This is you from the future. DON'T FREAK OUT! Ok, you freaked out. Calm yet? Good.

I know it sounds cliché but: Carpe diem. You will have a plethora of awesome opportunities in your hands and unless you build up courage to actually do _something_ in your life you won't become an apathetic hermit.

You know that girl that used to be in your class that you find kind of cute? She's into you. You know that hipster gal you met on the camp? She's into you too. The latter one fits your better in terms of personality, you just gotta get that hipster-attitude out of her, or not, whatever. Also, get over your last girlfriend sooner, it's not that bad, you were too young to know what you were doing.

Don't spend all of your free time playing WoW. You don't need to have your daily quests done every day, you don't need to do the daily dungeon every day. You don't have to go to every raid. Go out, make some friends, whip out your longboard more often.

Sincerely,
Wuggy from the Future

PS. Try not to get too smashed when you go drinking. You'll wake up in your own stairway, woken up by your neighbours. You moron.

 

[Chaos scorch NL]

"dont try everything you see in see in soutppark, seriously, dont!"

 

[GBlair88]

Find out the betting odds on there being a black president of the US and put money on that! Kerching!

And when you're doing your driving test and think you should wait at a junction for fuck sake wait you idiot!

 

[tzimize]

Something about stocks, buying smart ones and earning a lot of money so I dont have to work.
Other than that, quite happy with my life thanks. Well done past self.

 

[Vrach]

"Fuck the university you're thinking about, go abroad ASAP, look for game design and computer sciences"

To me some 4 years ago :<

 

[tholomew92]

"Why couldn't you have started written on this essay earlier so I wouldn't have to do all in one day?"

And as many people have said, stocks. I like money.

 

[Sieggy]

Pshhh... Here's all the stocks data from 2000 onwards. Here's also a source code to build an online social network call Facebook. Don't doubt, it'll be worth the investment.