Message to your younger self.

[SadakoMoose]

Dear younger Sada
Stop watching Doug, ok?
None of the girls in your class are going to be your "Patty", nor do they want to. That's not how it works.
Most of the kids that are picking on you right now are only doing so because they don't know any better. There's no such thing as a "bully" like the ones you saw on TV. Try to be friends with them, it'll work.
Avoid the big dumb kid that makes art out of sticks and mud. He chokes people.
Try not to be mean to Ivory, you'll feel guilt over it for a very long time.
Do NOT put that box on your head, it has dust in it.
That stuffed panda you hang out with is a bit creepy.
IT isn't actually a very scary movie. But don't watch it until you're older, because it's still scary to kids.
Just stop paying attention in church. You abandon catholicism anyway. Everything that principal is telling you about SINS and chewing pencils is just a lie. Yes, Father John is a good man, but all catholicism is going to do is make you feel like crap and make you think that you're always being watched.
You are not always being watched.

 

[Ferrious]

To Myself age 6:
In the following packet you will find listed the winners of every major sports event for the next 11 years.

I Love You Very Much

I lol'd.

OT: Dear me, keep being awesome, it works out fine.

 

[SamuelT]

Don't go outside in February in 2008. At all.

It'll cost you an ear and a year.

 

[UltraXan]

To me, beginning of last summer, end of school year:

Look, I know you think you have a crush on her, but don't do anything. She is nothing but a waste of time, effort, and money. I know what you're thinking, but trust me, it's better to wait than to go not listen to me. You know that game you stopped playing a little while ago? Go back and play it. Level yourself up, and when the holidays come, try to join [REDACTED] and you'll find *her name here*. She is it. Right now, things are just perfect. Just cut out the middle, and it's even more so. Heed my advice, we are in your hands, now.

Yeah, I cut out some stuff because I know there would be some creepers who would try to stalk us

 

[Mr_Universal]

"keep up the good work dude"

 

[Someone Depressing]

To myself, age 11:
"Ya' know next Friday? Yeah, don't do that. DON'T. Oh, and, you know that girl you asked to go out with? Yeah, she's a *****. Dump her before she forces you to use all your allowance at the movies next week."

From, Yourself

PS: You know the test scores you're gonna' get next Tuesday? You're gonna' get a C+. 'K, 'bye!

 

[bak00777]

Dear me,
For the love of god, go outside and play instead of playing video games all day. It may seem like fun now, but you will regret it in the future.

Sincerely: me

 

[Magikarp]

Ask her out. RIGHT NOW.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

"yeh that one guy with the long hair, stay away from him... and the other guy with shorter hair, dont let him sit next to you when you have food, k?... oh and him. do not respond to him and kick him in the balls every oppurtunity you get"

 

[C117]

"Stop crying, you pussy."

 

[holy_secret]

When you see this person, do not get involved. Leave it be. It will change your life forever.
Oh yeah, did I mention it will change it to the worse?
It's not worth it.

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

To myself,

"Don't be such a fool, enjoy your life, spend more time with your friends oh and you better get some exercise too, you get fat"

From you.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"We are not so different, you and I."

I'll have to work on the rest. Maybe a selection of jokes that will become popular in the next few years.

 

[tappajasieni]

Age 16: "Fix your eating habits and start exercising, you idiot. Also, that guy is NOT WORTH your time. You know how this is going to end, just forget about him and move on."

 

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[UlytimateDestruction]

Don't listen to what others think of you as a person, but rather became the person who never listens.

Don't give up on your ambitions, if it seems impossible do not worry. your dreams will come true one day.

Don't try too hard to be funny, comedy will slap you in the face for it.

If you think your face is ugly, your the lucky one. You'll will meet the women of your dreams one day.

 

[Queen Michael]

You know what? This is the first thread that's this long that I've felt motivated to read all the way through.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

Ask that special girl out and be less of a slacker in school so I didnt have to drop out.