so i was wondering, by worshiping satan, do you mean worshiping him as the god? i can understand thinking of him as a prophet of some sorts but god would mean rewriting a lot of the bible.TheNecroswanson post=18.69732.670680 said:Hey! Don't you be telling me how to worship Satan. I don't come into your house and tell you how to wash your dishes.
wow imagine telling that to one of the muslim priests.TheNecroswanson post=18.69732.670754 said:Lol, no, that would be far too perverse. Naw, I worship him as the better of my problems. See, let's take a scenerio. I just bought a hooker and a 40oz. What does Christ/God do? He gives me a condescending look and says, "No. Do nothing you like, then when you die, you will become like me, which is technically a robot." However, as I'm pouring vodka on my hooker Satan is giving me a thumbs up.wahi post=18.69732.670732 said:so i was wondering, by worshiping satan, do you mean worshiping him as the god? i can understand thinking of him as a prophet of some sorts but god would mean rewriting a lot of the bible.TheNecroswanson post=18.69732.670680 said:Hey! Don't you be telling me how to worship Satan. I don't come into your house and tell you how to wash your dishes.
Basically he just presents me with a life more suitable to what benefits me best. A life of happiness, for eternal damnation after it no longer matters. Live how I want to when I'm alive, exist how he wants me to after I die.
I could see him as more of a prophet yes, but when the time comes, he's going to be the guy who tells me what sounds best.
you guys must be the most misrepresented people in history no? i thought of satanists as like the necromancers in oblivion or something.TheNecroswanson post=18.69732.670814 said:Nah, it's not having no responsibility of the afterlife.
Look at it this way, read your Bible, what's in the afterlife? Nothing, or pain, eternal nothing, or eternal pain...... Well, to get the eternal nothing, I must remain sober, abstain from premarital sex, etc. However, to get the eternal pain, I merely have to experiment with alchohol (fun), play video games without constantly dwelling on the fact that it is merely a game and that by playing it I make myself vulnerable to demonic attack, I am allwoed to experiment sexually, etc. It's not a shirk of eternal responsibility, it's an acceptance.
Yes I do much more than live how I want to, but most of everything else is more philospohical than physical.
And some people may have chruches for it, but organised religeon has never gone well from what I've seen. So I'd stick, if at all, to groups of 10 at best.
Like Burzum =Dzirnitra post=18.69732.669290 said:also how dare they call it satanic music? for it too fill that category the band has to off burnt down at least one church illegally like a proper black metal band...and be from Norway.
Well, are you le-vayon (AHH!! HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT). If so read the satanic bible. There might be some things open to interpretations but it's not like the christian one where squabbles can logically happen over it. if you're some other kind of satanist, whatever.TheNecroswanson post=18.69732.670680 said:Exactly. Why the hell would you listen to Slipknot? Now, if you want to worship Satan, Behemoth is the way to go.MalevolentJjim post=18.69732.669280 said:" Young people need to be informed of the effects of bad Satanic music," said Eksteen.
Anyway, BS! The kid did drugs and the music is to blame? It's time for me to kill again....
Hey! Don't you be telling me how to worship Satan. I don't come into your house and tell you how to wash your dishes.yourkie1921 post=18.69732.669535 said:that's not a satanic ritual. You jackass."In an apparent Satanic ritual, a Krugersdorp matriculant "with mad eyes" arrived at school on Monday with several swords and allegedly killed one boy before seriously injuring three more people.
You people need to learn a little more about satanism. A satanic ritual is done alone or with willing participants and no one is physically harmed in the process, unless it's used for the purpose of destruction, but that definitely does not involve you physically stabbing someone. And I'm not going to half-believe anything this reporter says until then.you're a jackass to. Satanism has no problem with christians, they just think christians are masochists and the ones who have problems with people who do masochistic things during sex or just aren't Christian are in denial. If the church killed anyone related to you however, the religion doesn't STOP you from burning it.but I'm pretty sure their not a satanic band, from the songs I've heard, and yes to be a proper Satanic band you need to burn down a christian church, the exception being if the church was built on a site of worship that belonged to the preceeding Pagan cult.thank you A satanic ritual never involves the person invoking the ritual stabbing someone.The second anyone says "It's a Satanic Ritual!" they've labled themselves as idiotic. I've known some true Satanists, they're not nearly as scary as you'd think and tend to have a more philosophical outlook than anything. In my American Religious History course the Satanist and Evangelical Christian got along famously... it was very strange.
behomoth= best name ever.Exactly. Why the hell would you listen to Slipknot? Now, if you want to worship Satan, Behemoth is the way to go.
now that sounds like a true satanist.Lol, no, that would be far too perverse. Naw, I worship him as the better of my problems. See, let's take a scenerio. I just bought a hooker and a 40oz. What does Christ/God do? He gives me a condescending look and says, "No. Do nothing you like, then when you die, you will become like me, which is technically a robot." However, as I'm pouring vodka on my hooker Satan is giving me a thumbs up.
Basically he just presents me with a life more suitable to what benefits me best. A life of happiness, for eternal damnation after it nolonger matters. Live how I want to when I'm alive, exist how he wants me to after I die.
I could see him as more of a prophet yes, but when the time comes, he's going to be the guy who tells me what sounds best.
Following satan means you live this life for this life and you're pretty close to a liberalist if I read it right. NOT AN ANARCHIST.so basically following satan means a life with no responsibility for the after-life?
i'm probably wrong because then a satanist(is that even the correct term?) can commit any crime that a religion would prohibit. but in that case you people would probably look at the state laws, because stealing might seem to lead to happiness, but it might lead to getting jailed in the life here and now, which would be counter-productive to your pursuit of happiness.
It's only because satanism is basically the opposite of christianity. . satanism says "if someone smites you on your right cheek you smash them on their right". I interpret that as saying "with a large hammer" that they forgot to mention. And I've always liked black magic in videogames so if we could bring the dead back to life I would've been a satanist when I turned 5.you guys must be the most misrepresented people in history no? i thought of satanists as like the necromancers in oblivion or something.
and did you adopt satanism or were you born one? a bit too personal i think but i am just too curious now...
argggghhhh... the church of satanism? that sounds like the worst thing ever.....wait "who wants to have a pre-marital bdsm sex party".....best thing ever!And some people may have chruches for it, but organised religeon has never gone well from what I've seen. So I'd stick, if at all, to groups of 10 at best.