MetroidNutQuest 2012

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Summon your faithful steed using your MEATY FIST as a STEED-WHISTLE. Guns can be used like that, right?

Obviously. You simply have to puts your lips to the barrel and pull the MUSICAL TONE TRIGGER! Unfortunately, you are still not wielding your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER!

 

[edczxcvbnm]

>MN: Stand up and put the pants back on your head.

 

[Olas]

>MN: Breath, Breath in the air. And don't be afraid to care.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

>MN: quickly return your pants to their rightful place upon you, thereby covering you shame.

 

[CJ1145]

>MN: Shake fist angrily at neighbors

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Shake fist angrily at neighbors.

You'd love to, but you are not currently in possession of the MEATY FIST!

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Stop fooling around, numbnuts! Go find your MEATY FIST!

Disregarding the rudeness of any voices you may or may not be hearing in your head, you get up and cross the street. Your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER is lying on the ground.

 

[Technetium]

>MN: Anti-Disestablishmentarianism

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Anti-Disestablishmentarianism.

Actually, you've always been fairly opposed to state churches, making you an anti-anti-disestablishmentarianist.

 

[SamuelT]

>MN: Pick up MEATY FIST - Check surroundings

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Pick up MEATY FIST - Check surroundings.

You retrieve your MEATY FIST. Now you're one hard-boiled lug, see?

You LOOK around. You see part of a STREET, a POORLY-DRAWN SIDEWALK, and what you think is supposed to be a DRIVEWAY.

 

[Pappytech]

>MN: Twist 180 degrees; continue to examine surroundings.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

>MN: WALK into STREET - BREAKDANCE.

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: Twist 180 degrees; continue to examine surroundings.

You pause for a moment to fully appreciate the breathtaking scenery.

 

[MetroidNut]

>MN: WALK into STREET - BREAKDANCE.

I don't know what "WALK" means!

 

[SamuelT]

>MN: Share terrible and darkest secret with empty air

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

>MN: Jump into STREET - breakdance.

 

[CJ1145]

>MN: Be amazed no one has called the cops on the shady-looking guy jumping through windows and shaking around a firearm.

 

[Pappytech]

>MN: Fondly regard all of creation. Life is so full of miracles.