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MetroidNut

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>MN: Ensure AVIATORS are kept safe by placing under hat.



You are immediately blinded by SEARING INCANDESCENT BULBS.
 

MetroidNut

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>MN: Put them back on!



SEARING INCANDESCENT BULBS hold no sway over you!

>MetroidNutQuest 2012: Go on four-day hiatus.

Sorry, I'm not going to have computer access again until Monday night. In the meantime, feel free to expose the thread to a deluge of questionably-wise commands. I guarantee that upon my return, I will apply to as many commands as I feel like! Isn't that nice of me?
 

Meta_Trooper

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well, since the first few pages made me laugh my ass off, I guess I'll throw one out there XD

>MN: Realise that this isn't your house, given that you never twisted back, you have in fact walked into your neighbours home and proceeded to crack their wall with your face!
 

Pappytech

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Meta_Trooper said:
>MN: Realise that this isn't your house, given that you never twisted back, you have in fact walked into your neighbours home and proceeded to crack their wall with your face!
Seconded. Do this one.
 

CJ1145

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>MN: Be violently assaulted by some otaku in pointy shades, apparently this is his house.
 

MetroidNut

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>MN: Realize that this isn't your house, given that you never twisted back, you have in fact walked into your neighbors' home and proceeded to crack their wall with your face!



wwelp
 

MetroidNut

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>MN: Vomit on the cracks, then. You'll feel better.



You're pretty certain this would be a very bad time to oh shit what the hell is that sound.
 

Pappytech

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Hey, guess what? I busted out my crappy MS Paint skills and made this masterpiece. And by masterpiece, I mean horrid example of art that probably violates copyright and intellectual property laws.



Sorry CJ, no pointy shades.
 

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>MN: Perform an acrobatic pirouette out of the house, digress for just a moment to do an interpretive dance to the song "Forget You" by Cee-Lo, get that tiger, get back on the main track and appearify in room

Got to do something big for the comeback.

EDIT: If we're fucking up canon, I demand Xavier deliver a big box of stabs to Metroid's door.
 

MetroidNut

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>MN: Be violently assaulted by some otaku in pointy shades, apparently this is his house.



You turn around to discover DIRK PACE standing in the direction that was previously behind you. This guy is your neighbor? Wow, you need to get out of the house more often. Anyway, DIRK sure came in pretty quickly. He already shut the door behind him, as if he never used it at all. Guy's like some kinda fuggin' NINJA. Probably one made of TIGERS.

Regardless, you're not entirely convinced those red things on his face are sunglasses.

>Pappytech: Stop predicting canon during the painfully long time it takes me to draw things, you DIRTY COMMUNIST.
 

MetroidNut

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>MN: Perform an acrobatic pirouette out of the house, digress for just a moment to do an interpretive dance to the song "Forget You" by Cee-Lo, get that tiger, get back on the main track and appearify in room.



You cannot get the TIGER. It is simply too fast.

Speaking of TIGERS, where did DIRK go?
 

Pappytech

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>Pappytech: Grumpily agree to obey the CAPITALIST PIG. You filthy bastard.
 

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>MN: Get out your MEATY FIST and make some kind of WITTY ONE LINER COMPLETE WITH GLASSES MANOUVER before turning the corner to the left