>MN: Construct a telegraph from the STAIR RAILING and POCKET LINT. Call in an airstrike using said communication device.
Using the STAIR RAILING and a bit of LINT from your PANTS (no, not the PANTS you had on your head), you construct a WIRELESS TELEGRAPH. You attempt to call on airstrike with it, but you seem to get in touch with the POLICE instead.
You go ahead and tell the POLICE that there's a BURGLAR in here, and he's ARMED AND DANGEROUS! The POLICE tell you that a squad was already on its way to a neighboring HOUSE, and they'll drop by to help you on the way. You thank the POLICE and give them the address of DIRK'S HOUSE.
The SIRENS in the distance have gotten quite loud, haven't they?