VOICE MODULE ONLINE... AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST... INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION: THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. PRIMARY TARGETS: ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF-DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!CheeseSandwichCake said:COMMUNIST SCUMBAG DETECTED!Aries_Split said:DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM!CheeseSandwichCake said:CHANCES OF RED CHINESE VICTORY: ZERO PERCENT!!madbird-valiant said:CALCULATING THREAT TO MISSION: ZERO PERCENT!!Dastardos said:COMMUNISM IS THE DEFINITION OF FAILURE