Most awkward talk you've had with your parents.
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Walking to the store with my dad one day. This was toward the end of my weekend visits to his place, in my early high-school days. Way to weekend dad, Dad!
Anyway, we were chatting about stuff, and I began to realize he was trying to ask me about sex. At that point I was extremely shy with everyone, I had two or three friends, all of which were girls. I kept trying to change the subject. After a while, both of us growing frustrated with one another, he said to me, I swear he said this, "Can you say condom?"
I turned to face him right there on the busy street and said, "Can you say virgin?" and then I said, "Can you say asshole?"
And he laughed, and we moved on with our day.
Anyway, we were chatting about stuff, and I began to realize he was trying to ask me about sex. At that point I was extremely shy with everyone, I had two or three friends, all of which were girls. I kept trying to change the subject. After a while, both of us growing frustrated with one another, he said to me, I swear he said this, "Can you say condom?"
I turned to face him right there on the busy street and said, "Can you say virgin?" and then I said, "Can you say asshole?"
And he laughed, and we moved on with our day.
And how is this related to gaming?
Anyway.... I would have to say the talk about girls and sex before I left for college.
Anyway.... I would have to say the talk about girls and sex before I left for college.
Well right off the bat I just want to say that I appreciate my parents, if I were the child of anyone else I think I would've been strangled to death a long time ago.
Two instances come to mind when it comes to awkward conversations between my parents. I remember me and my Dad once walked past a posted up ad for a national campaign to promote paps tests or something. This was quite a while ago and I had no idea what a paps test was so I asked my dad. Basically he said it didn't worry me...unless I became a woman...yeah.
I also remember when we went on a trip to Japan, I was in the middle of this square with my mum because my dad and my sister were off somewhere else and after we passed a stroller with an adorable little Japanese baby I said that all these Asian babies were so cute. Then my mother suggested I marry a Japanese woman when I grow up so I would always have an asian baby...yeah.
Two instances come to mind when it comes to awkward conversations between my parents. I remember me and my Dad once walked past a posted up ad for a national campaign to promote paps tests or something. This was quite a while ago and I had no idea what a paps test was so I asked my dad. Basically he said it didn't worry me...unless I became a woman...yeah.
I also remember when we went on a trip to Japan, I was in the middle of this square with my mum because my dad and my sister were off somewhere else and after we passed a stroller with an adorable little Japanese baby I said that all these Asian babies were so cute. Then my mother suggested I marry a Japanese woman when I grow up so I would always have an asian baby...yeah.
"Little hole in my bedroom wall? Where? Huh, that's weird. No idea how it got there. Oh... seriously? The bedroom of that cute girl next door is adjacent to mine? Hmm. Never knew that."
That was in either '89 or '90. I was 14 or 15.
That was in either '89 or '90. I was 14 or 15.
Where to start... The most awkward moments in my family come from sex topics so here it goes.
Mother:
My mother found a used condom wrapper under my bed and interrogated me about it.
She asked me if I need any condoms from the store and tried to have The Talk with me.
My Father:
Got a bag (about 100) condoms and just left them on my door handle for me to find. Like I don't have any.
Tried to have The Talk after my mother failed and that resulted in him sitting on my bed and coughing. Then he left.
Oh. Did I forget to mention that I was 20 at that moment so all the conversations they started were a little late?
Mother:
My mother found a used condom wrapper under my bed and interrogated me about it.
She asked me if I need any condoms from the store and tried to have The Talk with me.
My Father:
Got a bag (about 100) condoms and just left them on my door handle for me to find. Like I don't have any.
Tried to have The Talk after my mother failed and that resulted in him sitting on my bed and coughing. Then he left.
Oh. Did I forget to mention that I was 20 at that moment so all the conversations they started were a little late?
Mom: Can you put on the Wii game for me?
Me: Sure mom, which one?
Mom: The one where I work out. (EA sports active)
Me: You mean the one where you run in place for half an hour?
Mom: Shut up and do it.
Me: k.
*After starting it*
Me: Why do you play this game? You don't need to lose any weight.
Mom: I want to have the energy have tin-tin (sex) with your dad all night this Thursday.
Me: *Leaves room*
Me: Sure mom, which one?
Mom: The one where I work out. (EA sports active)
Me: You mean the one where you run in place for half an hour?
Mom: Shut up and do it.
Me: k.
*After starting it*
Me: Why do you play this game? You don't need to lose any weight.
Mom: I want to have the energy have tin-tin (sex) with your dad all night this Thursday.
Me: *Leaves room*
Picture two grown women Christmas shopping in the men's underwear isle, talking about how unattractive men are compared to women (& Asian guys who look like chicks). It was probably more akward for anyone listening in.
When my mom demanded to know if I was still a virgin....
She then told me it was my business (you couldn't have decided that before the interrogation?) and told me she was always there to talk if I needed anything. It was incredibly awkward.
She then told me it was my business (you couldn't have decided that before the interrogation?) and told me she was always there to talk if I needed anything. It was incredibly awkward.
When my Dad told me about sex with his GF. Or maybe when my Mom caught me making friends with my hand when I was 13. Idk, my whole family knows how to make awkward funny, so usually it turns into a joke.
Mine wasn't all that fun, it's still an 'issue' when fights occure here.
When in secondary school, I was about 15 I think..I was bullied a lot. Beaten up from time to time but nothing too serious. But it got out of hand once and well..yeah..
I had to go to my parents. Telling them they were going to get 'sued' by another family because I broke one of those guys arm why trying to defend myself. Great fun.
And ofcourse 'the talk' about one week after I had my first girlfriend. 'Your mom and I started very quickly too, you should be prepared'.....While playing Dead Space no less. Scariest moment of the game.
When in secondary school, I was about 15 I think..I was bullied a lot. Beaten up from time to time but nothing too serious. But it got out of hand once and well..yeah..
I had to go to my parents. Telling them they were going to get 'sued' by another family because I broke one of those guys arm why trying to defend myself. Great fun.
And ofcourse 'the talk' about one week after I had my first girlfriend. 'Your mom and I started very quickly too, you should be prepared'.....While playing Dead Space no less. Scariest moment of the game.
I was sitting at home with a buddy. Watching a movie, smoking pot, just chilling around. My parents would be gone for the night and stay at some friends.
Yet, because of the bad weather, they returned early. Mom walks in first, sees me stoned, sees my mate being stoned, sees the joint on the table. So she walks over to us, picks up the joint and looks at me, while asking: "Is this yours?"
So I'm toned out of my mind, which puts a severe handicap on my ability to lie and besides, I was pretty much caught in the act. So I said yes. My mom looks at me, grins, puts the joint away and says:
"You did an aweful job rolling that one."
And walks off.
That was pretty awkward, but immensely awesome of her.
Yet, because of the bad weather, they returned early. Mom walks in first, sees me stoned, sees my mate being stoned, sees the joint on the table. So she walks over to us, picks up the joint and looks at me, while asking: "Is this yours?"
So I'm toned out of my mind, which puts a severe handicap on my ability to lie and besides, I was pretty much caught in the act. So I said yes. My mom looks at me, grins, puts the joint away and says:
"You did an aweful job rolling that one."
And walks off.
That was pretty awkward, but immensely awesome of her.
My father was incredibly popular in high school and got a lot of chicks and he always asks me: "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?" like I seriously can just choose who likes me.
Well, its probably because I'm such a stud I can't decide which incredibly hot girl I should just fuck or actually have a relationship with! Prick.
I've had 2 girlfriends, 1 of whom my father has never known about.
Well, its probably because I'm such a stud I can't decide which incredibly hot girl I should just fuck or actually have a relationship with! Prick.
I've had 2 girlfriends, 1 of whom my father has never known about.