Most awkward talk you've had with your parents.
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I can do one better than that.Assassin Xaero said:I was sitting at my dad's house one weekend watching MXC, and he came and sat down by me and said "What do you know about sex?".
My mom thinks I'm gay because I would rather have a Michael Jackson calendar then one with women in swim suits. And she keeps bugging me to get a girlfriend. -.-AverageJoe said:
I had three friends around one day, and we were doing something on my computer, when I noticed the recycle bin had about 600 items in it. So I opened it.
It was full of gay porn that I presumed my brother had downloaded.
About 2 years later, my mother also found all of my brother's man porn.
Including photos with him in them!
This was the catalyst for several awkward discussions with my mother about what to do with the porn, how to tell him we'd found it etc.
It's got to be the worst way to find out about a family member's sexuality...
Oh man... you just reminded me that one time years ago at my dad's house, I got on limewire to download music, and the some thing appeared that was like school teacher fucks something, and had found out that my dad was downloading porn. :SFunkysandwich said:I can do one better than that.Assassin Xaero said:I was sitting at my dad's house one weekend watching MXC, and he came and sat down by me and said "What do you know about sex?".
My mom thinks I'm gay because I would rather have a Michael Jackson calendar then one with women in swim suits. And she keeps bugging me to get a girlfriend. -.-AverageJoe said:
I had three friends around one day, and we were doing something on my computer, when I noticed the recycle bin had about 600 items in it. So I opened it.
It was full of gay porn that I presumed my brother had downloaded.
About 2 years later, my mother also found all of my brother's man porn.
Including photos with him in them!
This was the catalyst for several awkward discussions with my mother about what to do with the porn, how to tell him we'd found it etc.
It's got to be the worst way to find out about a family member's sexuality...
Another awkward moment... My mom had gone out to a "Tupperware party" on night, and I thought nothing of it. I got up the next morning and walked into the kitchen and saw a cup cake on the counter. Then, I realized it was in the shape of a penis. When my mom got up, I said "what the hell is that" and pointed to it, and she replied, "Oh, it's cream filled". Scarred for life.
None insofar, but my brother told me about the time he walked in on my father watching porn in the living room. Allegedly, my father asked him," Wanna watch too?"
Seriously? My goodness, my sincerest condolences. I don't think anyone should have to live through that sort of talk, especially not in those conditions. Jeez.agrajagthetesty said:
I think I might be able to top yours, though:
Probably the most awkward thing that's ever happened with my folks and I was, late one night (like, one in the morning), I went upstairs to get a drink. My dad was wandering around our kitchen in his boxers looking for our video camera. I said, "Hey, what are you looking for?" He looked at me, grabbed the camera, then walked upstairs without saying anything.
Because boxers aren't great at hiding certain parts of the male anatomy, I had a pretty decent idea of what he was using the camera for.
That was an awkward moment, I suppose, but I just laughed and shook my head. Good on them, I say.
they asked me if i smoked pot, and i had to say yes, cause they found my... items...... man that really led to some akward silences around they dinner table.....
I don't know if this can beat anyone's previous story's but here it goes
I was at a party at my neighbors and while inebriated we were sitting around the table playing kings. A queen was drawn. After a few questions, in succession, the questions were, "Have you ever had a threesome," and "Have you ever licked someones ____(a certain part of the human anatomy that rhymes with grasshole.)." To which i was the only person to put down their fingers.
After I had finished my drink, the room was quiet, I then turned around to see my mother behind me. Which in turn lead to a room clearing awkward silence. And an awkward conversation between mom and I about my sexual history, and as someone mentioned before the "safety" talk
I also have not be invited back to my neighbors house since then ( this was last august)
I was at a party at my neighbors and while inebriated we were sitting around the table playing kings. A queen was drawn. After a few questions, in succession, the questions were, "Have you ever had a threesome," and "Have you ever licked someones ____(a certain part of the human anatomy that rhymes with grasshole.)." To which i was the only person to put down their fingers.
After I had finished my drink, the room was quiet, I then turned around to see my mother behind me. Which in turn lead to a room clearing awkward silence. And an awkward conversation between mom and I about my sexual history, and as someone mentioned before the "safety" talk
I also have not be invited back to my neighbors house since then ( this was last august)
If it involves something you would chop your finger off just to keep them from asking is usually very awkward.Charli said:
I was 17, she was 18. We had been dating for a while and my parents come in from out of state so we went to have dinner with them.
We all sit down, order our food and once the waiter collects the menus my father looks at her and says:
"So you're the one who has been fucking my underage son."
He thought he was being funny... I could have died. Yay alcoholic parents.
Oh, he did the same thing at my Wedding, Kept on calling my wife "Kirstie" when her name is Kristie. That makes for a really awkward dinner speech.
We all sit down, order our food and once the waiter collects the menus my father looks at her and says:
"So you're the one who has been fucking my underage son."
He thought he was being funny... I could have died. Yay alcoholic parents.
Oh, he did the same thing at my Wedding, Kept on calling my wife "Kirstie" when her name is Kristie. That makes for a really awkward dinner speech.
I recently had one moment where I went downstairs to help my parents with the dishes from dinner. They walked in and asked if I had a secret girlfriend because of my sudden weight-loss.
I insisted that I didn't have one and that it was because I've suddenly lost interest in eating thanks to my College course. (I'm still eating thankfully.) And that my appetite should return within a few days or weeks.
It may have seemed like a general question but I found it to be certainly awkward.
I insisted that I didn't have one and that it was because I've suddenly lost interest in eating thanks to my College course. (I'm still eating thankfully.) And that my appetite should return within a few days or weeks.
It may have seemed like a general question but I found it to be certainly awkward.
Well, to put it into perspective there needs to be a little background information. I'm a a little under 21 and have a 15 year sister who doesn't realise there's a slight difference in maturity and common sense between a 21 year old male and a 15 year old female (not trying to be sexist but most teenage girls are hardly responsible, least of all my sister). To reflect my younger sisters lack of understanding my parents have strict rules about when I can have girls stay over, principle among them is my little sister cannot be home.
Well, at one point when my parents were out of town I organised for my sister to stay at a friends, she isn't stupid and I'm not subtle so she had a pretty good idea of what was going on. The next morning my little sister decided to come home before school and barge into my room,hilarity awkwardness ensued...especially as it was a particularly hot night with the minimum temperature at about 35 C (95 F), at 4am when it's hot and you've been..busy for several hours getting dressed is hardly an appropriate course of action, and naturally, due to the heat we didn't bother with bed sheets.
The conversation that followed (with my parents) transgressed far beyond awkward, not helped by the fact that my saint like sister had tried to blackmail me (failing to realise my parents were on in my cunning ploy to get laid)..needless to say I was furious but it was such a weird turn of events that the best any of us could communicate was awkward silences littered with the occasional few syllables.
Well, at one point when my parents were out of town I organised for my sister to stay at a friends, she isn't stupid and I'm not subtle so she had a pretty good idea of what was going on. The next morning my little sister decided to come home before school and barge into my room,
The conversation that followed (with my parents) transgressed far beyond awkward, not helped by the fact that my saint like sister had tried to blackmail me (failing to realise my parents were on in my cunning ploy to get laid)..needless to say I was furious but it was such a weird turn of events that the best any of us could communicate was awkward silences littered with the occasional few syllables.