"I'm not a slave, I'm a person! And my name's Anakin!"
This, and the rest of the dialogue in The Phantom Menace.
This, and the rest of the dialogue in The Phantom Menace.
Most hilariously awful quotes.
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George H. W. Bush after a reporter said he didn't have the manhood to apologize. "I would like to put my manhood against his any day."
George H. W. Bush on Reagan. (somewhat paraphrased. I couldn't find the quote) We have had some great time, great victories, great sex together" Allegedly he meant to say great setbacks.
"Only the Sith Deal in Absolutes!" Said by a Jedi in Episode III. How the hell did anyone not notice that?
George H. W. Bush on Reagan. (somewhat paraphrased. I couldn't find the quote) We have had some great time, great victories, great sex together" Allegedly he meant to say great setbacks.
"Only the Sith Deal in Absolutes!" Said by a Jedi in Episode III. How the hell did anyone not notice that?
"Why did the elephant cross the road?"
"I don't care, Erika."
"Because the chicken took the day off... lol."
"I don't care, Erika."
"Because the chicken took the day off... lol."
From the first Mercanaries
"Your first ace contract lets not hope its your last"
"Youve obviously been practicing your pep speeches"
"Your first ace contract lets not hope its your last"
"Youve obviously been practicing your pep speeches"
He was shot dead
Was he shot alive too or what? Why shoot him when he's dead, the only way this could make proper sense is if it was observing the fact he was shot AFTER he died or if it was a zombie, usually it's neither. This is one of those *duh moments in a movie, thank god i hav'nt heard it in a game....yet....
Was he shot alive too or what? Why shoot him when he's dead, the only way this could make proper sense is if it was observing the fact he was shot AFTER he died or if it was a zombie, usually it's neither. This is one of those *duh moments in a movie, thank god i hav'nt heard it in a game....yet....
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives."
"But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible."
"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."
"Explode the sunlight here, gentlemen, you explode the universe."
"Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it... for they will be from outer space."
"But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible."
"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."
"Explode the sunlight here, gentlemen, you explode the universe."
"Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it... for they will be from outer space."
This annoying kid in my class was having a massive rant and he shouted with lots of drool spitting everywhere and I quote "Shut up! You stupid fat little skinny idiot!". 2 things in this that I find hilarious
1. Using fat and skinny both as insults so close to each other and,
2. This kid is in the bottom sets for everything and he's yelling insults like "stupid" and "idiot" at people in the top sets for most things.
1. Using fat and skinny both as insults so close to each other and,
2. This kid is in the bottom sets for everything and he's yelling insults like "stupid" and "idiot" at people in the top sets for most things.
More like Baa-aaa....Baaa-aaa.....sterds.the protaginist said:
Any who.
"What 's the difference between you and you 5 minutes ago?"
"The you from 5 minutes ago had 5 minutes to live!!!!"