Most hilariously awful quotes.

[roei115]

well i don't have any from movies or games i only have MEW!!!!!!!!!!(Whose line is it any way)

 

[prefectimo]

I didn't want to make a new topic and have had this bookmarked for a bit and forgot to post.

"Where did you lose it?" - Almost everyone.

 

[Copter400]

"I'll take a potato chip...then I'll EAT IT!"

Also, check out [a href=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm]Narm.[/a]

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"Shoot the bad guys before they shoot you, or else you will be shot!" - Wanted (Sega Master System) Instruction Manual

"How dare! He talks about Zero that way..." X, Mega Man X6

"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!" Zero, Mega Man X4

"ZELLLLLO!" - Sigma, Mega Man X6

 

[supakillaii]

Teacher: Who knows what LHC stands for?
Me: Large Hadron Collider
Teacher: Right. And do you, or anyone else know what this... Large Hardon Collider does?

 

[BubbleGumSnareDrum]

"I'll pay the extra nickel for a litre of petrol just to know that little brown kids aren't being clubbed to death like baby seals in Honduras, just so Pepsi can put a plant down there. I'll pay the extra nickel."

 

[Nomad]

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure" - Dan Quayle

 

[WeedWorm]

"One day I'm gonna get off the bus and run into the forest! And I'm never coming back! And when I come back, I'll be the knife master!"

The Rev. - Avenged Sevenfold

What fuckinng tool. Man, I hate that band so much.

One of my favourites is bad on purpose but still

"Ive got half a mind to kill you. And the other half agrees."

 

[RheynbowDash]

"This shit just got real." - Martin Lawrence, Bad Boys 2

the most horrible line in movie history.

 

[Sarcastic Chimp]

"Hey, Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?"

I'm not going to complete the quote; you'll just have to see it for yourself [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI]. It's an example of over-the-top, terrible voice acting, that also manages to be brilliant.

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I've fallen and I can't get up."

TMNT 3 right? If it is, then I thought it was "help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up" Such a shitty movie.

 

[Death Magnetic]

"Stick around" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M]

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bGv6Ijf1aU]

I also whole heartedly agree that portal's shit.

-Ricky

 

[Ghost]

all your base are belong to us

BIG money! BIG prizes! i LOVE IT!

 

[ace_of_something]

Pretty much the first resident evil from start to finish

 

[manicfoot]

"The xbox 360 is so bad that when people see it they turn 360 degrees and walk away"

 

[Ionami]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." -George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

And this gem:

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." -George W. Bush, discussing the decline of the French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair

That's just brilliant.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Barry: You could have been a jill sandwich!

Me: OMG YOU WANT TO EAT HER?!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Let's mosey!

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

In the Revenge of the Sith translated to chinese and back to english, when vader screams no at the end, its translated as "DO NOT WANT!"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!"
"Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!"

im ashamed i know exactly what game this came from

"You want it?"

 

[SuperMoo]

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you...

Totally, makes you want to kill them quicker.

To be honest a hilariously awful line is "This is Sparta!"