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RheynbowDash

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Anarchemitis said:
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"Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!"
"Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!"
im ashamed i know exactly what game this came from :D

"You want it?"
you mean do i want this game? if so, hells yea!


"It's yours my friend, as long as how have enough rubles."
LOL dude i laughed for like 10 minutes when i saw this. thanx for that laugh man!
 

CRAVE CASE 55

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"I've already put 2 mummy's down in my day well ok the same mummy twice and a scorpian king! What have you done *****." - John Conner The Mummy:Curse of the Dragon Emporer.
 

EeveeElectro

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There's a part in RE4 where Leon is talking to Salazar, and they say something about plays.
Leon says something along the lines of, "I didn't know I was part of your crappy script."
The bad puns... they made me burn internally.
 
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IceStar100 said:
Kukul said:
All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...
HOW DARE YOU........................
Anyway mone will alway belong to Eywon Of lord of the rings "I am no man."
Man that is so horrible.
I thought the song in Portal was quite funny. And that "I am no man." quote. WHY WOULD THAT MAKE A DIFFERENCE?! Like because he didn't specify that neither gender could kill him, he became vulnerable to women? WHAT?
 

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MA7743W said:
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
Love that guy :D
Hmmm.... I can see him saying that and somehow he got elected twice.

Edit: Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
- Arnold Schwartznegger, California Governor
 

Jerious1154

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"Do you see these signs? Do you know what they mean? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality-- I WONT ALLOW IT!!!"
Or possibly this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NMGsRmZTFQ

Both from Troll 2
 

Cortheya

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Cornish Pasty said:
IceStar100 said:
Kukul said:
All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...
HOW DARE YOU........................
Anyway mone will alway belong to Eywon Of lord of the rings "I am no man."
Man that is so horrible.
I thought the song in Portal was quite funny. And that "I am no man." quote. WHY WOULD THAT MAKE A DIFFERENCE?! Like because he didn't specify that neither gender could kill him, he became vulnerable to women? WHAT?
it was terribly cliche your right
 

xXGeckoXx

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Sewblon said:
Kukul said:
All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...
Heresy!
Gasp You insult still alive. Seriously best song EVER.........Anybody want to support me there?

Once again george bush wins this one with the children quote.

And heavenly sword with its twing twang.
 

Rusman

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"My nipples are hard like chicken!" - That was a quote someone said in a dream I had last night... Suffice to say I woke up extremely disturbed.