Most laughable Dialogue in a Game

[PlasticTree]

Also, the thing Wakka says in Kingdom Hearts:
"heyyyy whats happening -long pause- man"
It was a terrible accent aswell. The shame.

Wakka's voice-acting was always horrible. With every single Wakka-quote a part of me dies.

 

[Boxpopper]

FF1.

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

Amen.

 

[Boxpopper]

And who can forget this?
Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wished to pay me tribute.
Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
What is a man? *tosses wine glass on floor* A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!

Oh my god! Thank you! that Dialogue was rediculous! I can't believe no one else has brought it up!

 

[humanbeaing]

MATILDA

not what she say just how she says it

 

[DM.]

I'm not sure who you are but thank you for arousing me.

 

[Name Not Found]

I can't believe no ones mentioned Grim Fandango yet! Sure, its old but it has some of the funniest and quotable dialogue!

Examples: "Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost."

Manuel Calavera: I think we should team up - be partners.
Domino Hurley: Oh, I would, but I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a man than me.
Manuel Calavera: Oh, come on... I've seen your wife

Manuel Calavera: Did you kill much when you were alive?
Mercedes Colomar: Very little.
Manuel Calavera: Never killed anybody.
Mercedes Colomar: I have to confess... I never killed anybody.
Manuel Calavera: Not even a teensy bit of killing?
Mercedes Colomar: MAYBE I JUST WASN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH.

Manny sees a bottle of Scotch in Domino's office]
Manuel Calavera: He doesn't even HIDE his booze in a file cabinet. What kind of salesman is he?

Manuel Calavera: [annoyed] GONDOLAS? I KNEW we should have checked this side of the mountain before we walked up.

And many,many others.

 

[Katana314]

I think anyone who has ever played King's Quest: Mask of Eternity will back me up when I say THAT game deserves the prize.

There are only so many times a man can hear 'tis beyond my reach! before he whacks out.

And if you start every other sentence by saying, Lo ! then it's time to die.

Oh my god, someone else played that game?

I'd give a million awards to Phoenix Wright, but I've posted my black-hole-massiveness list of quotes too many times. PM me if you actually want to see it.

EDIT: Okay just one.
Phoenix: It's just a pair of skis. Nothing useful for our case here.
Gumshoe: I'm actually pretty good on skis you know, pal. I just love to fly down the slopes with my coat fluttering in the wind!
Phoenix: Really? I had no idea. How good are you, then?
Gumshoe: Well...I'm better on skis than I am on skates. But not as good as when I'm on a snowboard.
Phoenix: (That's a pretty detailed answer.)
Gumshoe: Oh! But you know what I'm best at? Making mashed potatoes and gravy.
Phoenix: (...The guy's losing it. Must be the altitude.)

 

[Internet Kraken]

Oh yeah, how could I forget the brilliant lines of dialogue in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

"You better pull yourself together, because soon you'll be in pieces!"
"Quit fidgeting about and speak up!" (Though this one has more to do with the tone of voice it's said in)
"Die you Nazi bastards!"

 

[shwnbob]

GTA4 When Ray says....
"I'll See You Later!!!!"

 

[z121231211]

TO LAUGH AND GROW FAT

from MGS2

it was great because a friend of mine... quite a heavy fellow made it his own in a poker game

That was actually in MGS3 where you had to sneak around in a scientist uniform.

 

[Circus Ascendant]

Star Fox 64 FTW!!!

Wolf: Can't let you do that Star Fox!

I say that all the time.

Me too. And most of my friends follow with "Andross has ordered us to take you down."

Occasionally a third friend will chime in with "Daddy screamed REAAAAAAAALL good before he DIED!"

Rarer is the fourth who will then say "Eeeeehndross's enemy, is myyyyyy enemy!"

 

[Neotericity]

Something funny Marcus says in Gears of War 2

Spoiler

that's 1, that's 2, that's 3, that's 4, that's 5 motherfucka!!!

One of the bad guys in resident evil 5 says this as he turns into a gian squid monster

Spoiler

I've just had an extreme makeover.

 

[Redratson]

This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU8-e-C4Uy0

I think I can say /thread here

Laughed my ass off when I got to that part in the game

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: WHAT YOU SAY!!
Cats: You have no choice to survive make your time.

 

[Not Carl]

Star Fox 64 FTW!!!

Wolf: Can't let you do that Star Fox!

I say that all the time.

Me too. And most of my friends follow with "Andross has ordered us to take you down."

Occasionally a third friend will chime in with "Daddy screamed REAAAAAAAALL good before he DIED!"

Rarer is the fourth who will then say "Eeeeehndross's enemy, is myyyyyy enemy!"

And then you shoot him with your Sega light pistol and he follows up with "Uncle Eeeehndrosss!! Aaaaiii've feeehled youuuuu!!!"

Classic.

 

[dudeman0001]

Soul Calibur IV, Nightmare's win quote:
¨Blood! Darkness! Come onto me!¨
It's so hilariously unintentional!
(If you don't get it, read it out loud)

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Amazing game, one of the best ever made... but the voice acting and dialogue is soooooooooooooo cringe-worthy it has somehow punched a hole through space a time and become so terrible it's good.

I present to you: Deus Ex

Oh good god, that's bad! I truely view Deus Ex as the best game ever, but the voice acting is terrible at times. "A bomb!" is just...I had to laugh.

Hahahahaa can't stop laughing..... Ok Deus Ex wins this topic

"Meestah J C Denton, in dah fresh! As dahk and serious as his braddah!"

Oh, and also this line from some bad jrpg: "The problem is you're a retard!"