Most Painful Experience of your Life

[A random person]

Getting shot in the hand with a paintball gun. Yeah, I haven't really been through that much physical pain (15 and no broken bones).

 

[JamesTehWench]

Out of recent memory, I got both arms and legs burned with some nasty burns while canoeing... Couldn't move for week or so and, even when it happened almost two years from now, I still can see the scars today.

how can you get burnt while about 1/4th of a meter away from a large body of water?

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Sprained ankle. Used to sprain it more often that I breathed. Got worse and worse until I realised i shoudn't be using the sides of my feet to walk.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Waking up with crippling leg cramp and the hangover from hell. The pain was so excruciating and unexpected, i went temporarily deaf. As the icing on the cake, i'd had extra spicy chille con carne a few days before, and that was it's cue to make it's grizzly reappearance down below. So there i am, ring of fire, deaf with a leg i can hardly move.

And what do i do that day? just jump off a huge canyon on a swing... ( http://www.canyonswing.co.nz/ )

Adrenaline, though, is a great hangover cure.

 

[messy]

Knee'd in the testicles, had to sit down awhile after that one

Or cutting knee on glass

 

[Redingold]

Once fell into a ditch full of stinging nettles and thorns, with a heavy bike on top of me, and then sprayed on some anti-stinging stuff, forgetting about the cuts from the thorns.

 

[dontreallyknow]

When I was 4, I broke my arm by....jumping off a couch. Seriously. Jumping off a couch. I can't even remember how exactly it happened.

that makes us two, sort of, I jumped of a chair...

 

[mokes310]

Tie between getting my wisdom teeth removed and getting shot in the leg with a .357 (cause some dumbass didnt teach his kid gun safety before he took him to the range, the kid accidently shot me just above my ankle)

Fixed, and wouldn't that have blown your foot clean off?

 

[JoshGod]

erm when i thought there would be no more harry hills
I WANT GHANDI!

seriously though i jarred my neck and couldnt move without agonising pain luckily i was on a sofa so i could lie down. it took me several hours to get the remote with my foot lol. to be fair it only lasted until the end of the day. it felt like when i tried to lift my head a hook was pulling o it with the weight of an elephant.
or when i was like 4 i fell onto a balling ball (dont ask how i, probly tripped)

 

[TheSkaAssassin]

I once sliced open my scrotum shaving, you read that correctly. The stitches hurt almost as bad as the actual cut.

 

[Joshimodo]

Without going into to much detail (unless someone quotes me and asks), smashing through a solid wooden door with my face, then having the shed that it was a part of collapse on top of me when I was a kid.

Skull fracture, broken nose, cheekbones and more bruises and cuts on me than there were splinters.

 

[EgoDeusEst]

Love.

And a swift kick to the ballsack.

The two aren't always mutually exclusive.

 

[Accountfailed]

was destructing a couch so I could toss it and I missed on a downward strike, hitting my foot full force with an industrial crate crowbar, the half life 2 kind. IM GORDAN FREEMA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH OH GOD MY FOOT!!!

 

[Cowabungaa]

Tie between getting my wisdom teeth removed and getting shot in the leg with a .357 (cause some dumbass didnt teach his kid gun safety before he took him to the range, the kid accidently shot me just above my ancle)

Ooookaaay so getting your wisdom teeth pulled is apparently almost as painful as getting shót. Mine are just coming through, and now I just hoooope that they're growing straight enough so they don't have to be pulled.

For me it'd be...spraining my wrist severely and having to bike to school with it (my dad didn't believe me).

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I busted open the bottom of my foot on a rusty piece of pipe. 17 stitches on the outside and 13 on the inside. Couldn't walk for 3 days. Luckily I had just purchased Resident Evil 2.

 

[El Poncho]

I hope my wisdom teeth fit in my mouth, they should since I got 4 teeth on each side of my mouth removed so it has tonnes of space to grow. Yeah I'm pretty careful and lucky so nothing bad has happend yet, the worst that will happen to me will be something to do with my teeth, which I think I will look after more now:|

The worst thing that has happend so far I guess is walking with 2 ingrown toenails for 6hours straight, it was infected and all... blehck. I have a high pain threshhold though so it wasn't as bad as it was for most people, it didn't stop me from playing football(soccer) and getting it them removed twice wasn't much(they did it wrong first time and they grew back worse). I guess after the surgery my toes were burning and I pretty much walked on the outside of my feet.

 

[IncindiaryPickle]

About a year back, I had a crippling ear infection. Now you may laugh, but this one brought me to tears (and I got them alot, so I have a very high tolerance for the pain they produce).

 

[T-Bone24]

When I bruised my Coccyx. Aside from sounding hilarious, it really bloody hurt to sit down or bend down to pick something up. The pain lasted for about 3 months.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Dropping off the top of a playground...and landing on a metal pole right between my legs. ended my reproductive years early, and the surgery they did to fix it was probably twice as painful

 

[Desert Tiger]

Probably when I had my toenails removed.

The injections hurt more than the actual procudure.