Most Painful Experience of your Life

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cocoadog

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when i was a wee lad i was bouncing on a couch. then i tripped and did a split on the back of the evil piece of furniture. i now have a rather large scar on my penis *shudder*
 

Instinct Blues

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When I split my nose open that was pretty bad.There was blood everywhere it was crazy it even stained the floor for a while. Its really the only one I can remember and I can usually deal with great amounts of pain.
 

vacuumbrand

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Getting shot simultaneously in the nipple and testicle hurt quite a bit. Also, slamming my finger in the car door well enough to see bone afterward sucked. However none of that compares to some of the stuff listed here =/
 

G1eet

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Getting a soccer ball to the nads after defending my goal from my coach's shot.

Also, having severe viral gastroenteritis when I was ten. I didn't sleep a wink one night because I was puking and shitting my brains out every hour, on the hour. Shitting pure liquid is no laughing matter.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Most painful experience for me was getting a nail stabbed into my foot, I know not that grand but it's all I got. I am going to get circumsized though, not lookin foward to it...
 

Ace of Spades

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Simski Burkez said:
Ace of Spades said:
Being hurled to the ground and breaking my collar bone probably. Hearing the sickening crunch when I hit the floor was worse than the pain afterward though.
Right with you there... same happened to me when I was 5.
Can't remember the pain, just the crunch as I hit the ground.
Having that happen as a 5 year old must have been horrible. I love your avatar by the way.
 

ninjadoughnut09

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This is really embarrassing but he gives a fuck :p

So when i was a child(2 or so) i had a awesome idea.

to get on a bike while naked

lets just say a part to which I dont want to talk about now has a permeant scar.
 

rackham234

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I had a REALLY nasty abscess on my foot coming from an infection in my foot caused by a piece of wood that I had stepped on that was STILL in my foot. However, that wasn't the most painful part. The most painful thing was getting the anesthetic needle shoved into the swollen abscess so they could pull it apart and drain out the copious amounts of pus, fluids, and blood. Fun.
 

Neotericity

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Deep muscle tissue infection in my leg combined with having to rip off the saline bandages everday cause or else I would've lost my leg.
 

Stoic raptor

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When I was young, I jumped off a table and landed head first on the edge of a brick. Lucky, my head was used to getting hit, so all I got was a VERY big bump. Looking back on that, im suprised my head didnt crack open. That still hurt a LOT.

Once, when I was even younger, I got a really big gash on my ass while taking a bath. I got it from the spout that water pours out of, not the actual shower head. I was scared to take baths for years after that.
 

Nullphantom

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When my parents got divorced along with not doing so well in school once it happened. It also happened last semester; yeah, definitely not a fun memory
 

matumba

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matumba said:
Blah blah blah stuff
I forgot to mention that the hurty part came the next day when I found out I had randomely found my ex-girlfriend online and picked a fight with her.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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I once got shot with a paintball gun with above-regulation air pressure point blank right in the leg. That thing hurt for almost a week, with painkiller.
Another thing that hurt a lot was I wiped out while skiing. My coccyx hurt for a month. The rest of my body hurt for two weeks.
 

Wing0fSilver

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Probably when the anesthetic wore off during the surgery on my arm. They had sawed through the bones in my forearm and were pinning some kind of plate into them to keep them still before they patched me up. The closest thing I can liken it to, would be all the pain of breaking your bone in one sharp concentrated area, and then it traveling throughout most of your skeleton on that side. And that happened ten times.
 

Godavari

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Haseo21 said:
Tie between getting my wisdom teeth removed and getting shot in the leg with a .357 (cause some dumbass didnt teach his kid gun safety before he took him to the range, the kid accidently shot me just above my ancle)
I had my wisdom teeth removed under anasthesia. : P
 

Kinguendo

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Dislocated and relocated my thumb in one swift flick of my hand... I had excess water on them after washing them... That hurt... but I gotta say hands down goes to... drum roll please... no? Okay.

Being kicked in the nards.