Most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've ever heard.

[Canid117]

Oh, still haven`t heard one that beats 9/11 was an inside job...

What about this? [http://www.rense.com/general56/liz.htm]

 

[Starke]

Lizard men.

/end thread

The space lizard one is great. Probably better in that it invokes a very subtle Godwin.

The guy who first advanced the space lizard theory publicly was the same guy who advanced the Nordic "Aryan" eugenics theory the Nazis cribbed off of, IIRC.

 

[Bobbity]

Hasbro intentionally started the My Little Pony craze.

What? Who said that? >_>

(Note: The Twin Towers were DESIGNED to be able to stay upright when hit by planes!)

Small, private planes, not massive passenger jets

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Has the Assassin's Creed Templar/Assassin battle throughout history been brought up yet?

They freakin tied in almost everything. It would've been complete had they shown the twin towers collapsing and then show a templar cross on the plane lol.

Ubisoft is run by BLOOD MAGES!

On a non serious note, Charley Sheen was behind 9-11.

 

[Starke]

I'd have to say 2012. I mean, really guys? REALLY? Unless I'm missing an eminent super volcano, it's ridiculous. Even that would only severely damage humanity, not make it extinct.

2012 isn't so much a conspiracy theory as it is a cracked psudoscience. I'll admit it ends up chewing a lot of the same real estate, but it lacks an actually conspiracy... at least that I've ever heard of.

 

[Wintermoot]

Adolf Hitler survived WWII, cloned himself and is now building UFO,s in caves with some Nazi scientist.
also Lunar Nazi base.

 

[MightyMole]

A secret group of dinosaurs have been running New Jersey since 5000 b.c in a cheesecake factory.

Explains Snooki.

Most insane theory has to be that Prince William is a clone of Jesus taken from the blood found on the Shroud of Tourin(sp) possessed by Satan and will bring about the end of the world. While we're at it, I guess a clone of Santa Clause possessed by Hitler will come to our houses on Christmas and kill all the Jews... Wait...

 

[TilMorrow]

The worst I've heard well... The world is secretly run by an organisation comprised of very powerful people and members of the illumenati and they dictate how the world is run and that most of the wars caused by them them were done for the fun of it, 9/11 was a assassination of one of their prominent figure heads after he was going to betray them, the group was started by shape shifting lizards and slowly taken over by people, JFK assassination was to stop him from informing the public about them and they have a nuclear base on the moon.

Imagination, the spice of life!

 

[teebeeohh]

the ass creed backstory is pretty high on the list

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Why do i never find the links i need just now, i read an article once why americans love conspiracy theories but i can't find the link

 

[Mettking]

Let's see...The moon landing was faked, anything having to do with 9/11 or 2012, UFO sightings where the camera shakes like the guy's on speed, most JFK theories...

 

[major28]

I literally just heard it, actually. Courtesy of /b/ (no worries, it ain't crude):

Spoiler

Enlightenment is a strange little *****, isn't she? XD

my mind just exploded!!! holy shit i wanted that video to secretly be bout so,ething deep and meaningfull and then you show me this. we are now besst friend

 

[blankedboy]

Someone thought that stars were cubes, just spinning really fast. :/

 

[MattClassic]

The "world is run by a secret society of subterranean/extraterrestrial lizard people" conspiracy is by far the wackiest one I've heard. David Icke is the Nutty Nut King of Nutland and it boggles my mind that anybody could take such an obviously disturbed man seriously.

Moon Truthers are pretty hilarious too, though.

 

[lettucethesallad]

I love people who believe in Reptilians. Never fails to crack me up.

 

[Shodan1980]

That we never landed on the moon. People can't cope with the fact that mankind can do something that amazing. Because they couldn't do it, they assume it must be impossible. Nonsense

 

[Agayek]

The lizard man running the universe thing.