Most Useless Martial Art Weapon

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Grimm91

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I think that its nunchucks only because they are so hard to use and cause most harm to the wielder, when used improperly, but thats only what I think. What do you Escapists think is the most useless martial art weapon.
 

fix-the-spade

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Nunchuks when handled by anyone who isn't Bruce Lee.
At that point they become weapons of mass destruction.

From a pragmatic point of view it's swords, they aren't easily concealed, they aren't very effective and unless the distance to target is tiny they put their wielder at a massive disadvantage. Especially in the age of the gun.
 

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fix-the-spade said:
Nunchuks when handled by anyone who isn't Bruce Lee.

At that point they become weapons of mass destruction.

Yeah but in all fairness you could give Bruce Lee a spork and a half eaten carton of Yogurt and he could kill 20 people within a minute using only them...
 

sooperman

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I've held them a whopping one time, and even I can use nunchucks without hurting myself.
I think UR DOIN IT RONG. But that's just me.
 

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Frank_Sinatra_ said:
The nunchucks when not used properly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSbT1RycDY4].
Heh heh, stupid bastard
but i think its shurikens, seriously how are those supposed to kill people
 

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Grimm91 said:
I think that its nunchucks only because they are so hard to use and cause most harm to the wielder, when used improperly, but thats only what I think. What do you Escapists think is the most useless martial art weapon.
I totally agree, considering they were also made up by someone within the last 30 years
 

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Squedee said:
Frank_Sinatra_ said:
The nunchucks when not used properly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSbT1RycDY4].
Heh heh, stupid bastard
but i think its shurikens, seriously how are those supposed to kill people
they have poison, did you ever see mail call? Ermey used throwing knives on a watermelon and pwned it

besides that, they were poisoned
 

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Squedee said:
Frank_Sinatra_ said:
The nunchucks when not used properly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSbT1RycDY4].
Heh heh, stupid bastard
but i think its shurikens, seriously how are those supposed to kill people
They aren't meant to kill people. They are meant to injure or incapacitate. They can kill if poison is applied to the weapon itself. Think of them being similar to caltrops.


needausername said:
fix-the-spade said:
Nunchuks when handled by anyone who isn't Bruce Lee.

At that point they become weapons of mass destruction.

Yeah but in all fairness you could give Bruce Lee a spork and a half eaten carton of Yogurt and he could kill 20 people within a minute using only them...
Haha, I love it.


Grimm91 said:
I think that its nunchucks only because they are so hard to use and cause most harm to the wielder, when used improperly, but thats only what I think.
I think the fact remains that solid wood nunchaku will put some serious damage on another human being, possibly even kill.

The main reason why people find them hard to use is because everyone starts of swinging. You need to start off easy, preferably with some foam practice ones, then move onto the real, heavier ones.

On topic...oh I don't know. Let's say tri-section staff? Someone want to show me a video of it being used properly? Then I'll change my stance on that.
 

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Squedee said:
Frank_Sinatra_ said:
The nunchucks when not used properly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSbT1RycDY4].
Heh heh, stupid bastard
but i think its shurikens, seriously how are those supposed to kill people
They aren't supposed to kill people. Their purpose is to distract.
 

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needausername said:
fix-the-spade said:
Nunchuks when handled by anyone who isn't Bruce Lee.

At that point they become weapons of mass destruction.

Yeah but in all fairness you could give Bruce Lee a spork and a half eaten carton of Yogurt and he could kill 20 people within a minute using only them...
That's with him taking a 20 second break to eat that carton of Yogurt out of pure boredom too.
 

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JWAN said:
Grimm91 said:
I think that its nunchucks only because they are so hard to use and cause most harm to the wielder, when used improperly, but thats only what I think. What do you Escapists think is the most useless martial art weapon.
I totally agree, considering they were also made up by someone within the last 30 years
Well it's believed it was older than that, and originally used to thresh rice, but there's no real evidence to back that up.
 

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Shuriken. The chances of getting a killing or incapacitating blow are next to none existant.
 

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slevin8989 said:
Actually, tonfas rule. They're fast, versatile, relatively easily-concealed, and rather deadly. Just poke really hard with the short end. It'll collapse a diaphragm easily. Or, whip the long end around like a whip to the neck for a crosscut-like attack. And crosscuts are deadly. Also, Bruce Lee could kill using a child's happy thoughts.
 

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JWAN said:
Grimm91 said:
I think that its nunchucks only because they are so hard to use and cause most harm to the wielder, when used improperly, but thats only what I think. What do you Escapists think is the most useless martial art weapon.
I totally agree, considering they were also made up by someone within the last 30 years
Try 17th century. Nunchaku are hard to master but are also difficult to block making them very effective MARTIAL weapons. Guns don't even come into play here people. As for shuriken, those are not intended to harm as much as they are to distract. I would say Sai are the most useless. They are great for disarming bladed weapons but are not effective against other weapons and not good for attacking.
 

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I'll add the chinese rope dart, just to mix things up a bit.
But then again in the hands of a master it could probably kill just about anyone, and just like every weapon it takes years to learn properly.
 

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I have to go with nunchucks. They hurt the user if used improperly. They're not even that effective if the user is an expert. Hell, if Deadliest Warrior is to be believed, an ordinary guy with a baseball bat could beat an expert with nunchucks.
 

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fix-the-spade said:
Nunchuks when handled by anyone who isn't Bruce Lee.
At that point they become weapons of mass destruction.

From a pragmatic point of view it's swords, they aren't easily concealed, they aren't very effective and unless the distance to target is tiny they put their wielder at a massive disadvantage. Especially in the age of the gun.
Read number 3, Jack Churchill. You may think differently.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html