Most useless superpower to have?

[YawehG]

This is actually a game I play with my friends. The current winning answer is "The ability to make your fingers slightly longer than normally are. Not a lot, just by a half-inch or so."

 

[Hileo20]

Almost every useless power put into one name: Aquaman

 

[Atheist.]

talking to fish.

Wait didn't they make a comic about someone with that power and then a movie... god damn.

OT: The most useless power must be to have eyebrows that once looked at give anyone a sudden orgasm.

Not even close to true. Get a mirror and stare at yourself for hours on end.

 

[YawehG]

Almost every useless power put into one name: Aquaman

Yeah cause breathing underwater is totally useless. Super-strength, not gonna do any good with that.

 

[EboMan7x]

pausing time permanently.

 

[major28]

Meat vision.

Why did this make me laugh so much?

Because I like making my friends happy.
If you knew what I was referencing you would laugh even harder.

Fairly odd parents

 

[YawehG]

pausing time permanently.

Eh, useful if you're about to be shot or something. True you'd suffer total solitude, but as some people mentioned earlier, they'd be cool with that.
Most of these powers aren't useless so much as they're really really unfortunate.

 

[Nodalor]

The power that Dr. Horrible's friend Moist has. The power to make almost anything... moist. (or at least faintly soggy)

 

[major28]

invisibility i mean honestly other than looking at girls in the shower or locker room or a lesbians bedroom or... my bad this would be the best power ever screw this whole forum invisibility rulz

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

the ability to incase yourself in a block of ice, and not be able to get out, or unfreeze yourself.

Cryogenic suspension at will is useless? Tell that to Walt Disney's head!
Another 'useless' power:
Super hearing in vacuum conditions paired with total deafness inside of any atmospheric conditions.

 

[AdmiralMemo]

The ability to plug yourself into any electric socket at will...

Not to recharge energy or anything... You'd still get electrocuted.

 

[Spiner909]

The power to be less than 'below average'.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

The power to read my own mind.

Spoiler: I dunno, with the right person it can be quite amusing.

On topic, solar-powered glowing, but you can't store said solar energy.

so... a twilight vampire?

 

[Asymptote Angel]

I'm gonna go with Aquaman's fish control thing. It's fine when you're fighting underwater villains, but honestly, how often is that necessary?

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

The ability to make hedges speak Latin.

You are obviously ingnoring the possibility of using the hedges to convey secret messages. For shame.

EDIT: Might as well add a useless power: the ability to slow down or speed up time (yourself included)

 

[Yoseph]

Like Yahtzee said in his Scribblenauts review, an invisibility power that only works when you're playing a trombone.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

I'm gonna go with Aquaman's fish control thing. It's fine when you're fighting underwater villains, but honestly, how often is that necessary?

How often does one fight villains at all? He could, however, sink cargo ships and smash up sub-marines using whales and giant squids. The whole super-hero thing makes that power seem less useful than it really would be.
Another 'useless' super power:
The ability to stop Mexican Jumping Beans from jumping using telepathic signals.

 

[dex-dex]

Meat vision.

WHAT!? But if had that power you'd never go hungry and you could feed the hungry. If there was a useless power I'd say it would have to be immortality since everyone else around you would die from old age and you be all alone sure it be fun to have the whole world to yourself, but that would get boring quick.

but i imagine raw meat like ground beef coming out of a meat grinder at super speeds
hey hold on this was on fairly odd parents when he wished his parents were super heroes and his dad had meat vision but it was more like whole hot dogs bun and tasty toppings.

 

[dex-dex]

The power that Dr. Horrible's friend Moist has. The power to make almost anything... moist. (or at least faintly soggy)

NOT MY HOT DOG BUNS!!! THAT FIEND!!

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

The ability to see through windows.