Most useless superpower to have?

[TheTrojanBadger]

The ability to make small, annoying dogs stop barking.

Actually, that would not be so useless for me. The neighbors' little furry bastards are out in my front yard right now.

Fixed:The ability to make small annoying dogs who are 150 miles or more away from you stop barking.

 

[recoverytwo]

The power to see things in inverted colours. Seriously, a cookie for anyone who can think of an actual use for it.

If you are an artist it could help you chose a better color.

BTW i like peanut butter cookies.

 

[recoverytwo]

Nipples that pick up radio waves.

What if you are trapped in Antartica and need help.

 

[Tuddle]

The ability to post on escapist.

 

[Forever of the Stars]

the ability to communicate empathically with four slot bagel toasters.

I HAVE THAT ABILITY, caps lock aside, I had an awesome conversation with my four slot bagel toaster just this morning.

 

[boyvirgo666]

grandparental supervision

 

[Diddy_King]

Nipples that pick up radio waves.

What if you are trapped in Antartica and need help.

What are you going to do? Listen to a rock station while you freeze to death? Picking up and broadcasting are two very different things.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Nipples that pick up radio waves.

What if you are trapped in Antartica and need help.

I said pick up not broadcast---

Wait, damn ninja...

Nipples that pick up radio waves.

What if you are trapped in Antartica and need help.

What are you going to do? Listen to a rock station while you freeze to death? Picking up and broadcasting are two very different things.

^See this

 

[recoverytwo]

the Temporary Genius,

can increase intelligence by up to 70 IQ points. For no longer than 14 seconds at a time, and only twice a year.

What about the ACT or SAT (?) read one portion of the test then boost it and if needed boost it again.

 

[Teh Ty]

Probably Aquamans powers. That stuff is useless against the thugs on the streets... Or a villain on ground.

 

[Marik2]

If there was a useless power I'd say it would have to be immortality since everyone else around you would die from old age and you be all alone sure it be fun to have the whole world to yourself, but that would get boring quick.

Maybe to you, but to someone with a fear of death (like me) it would be a blessing.

Again if you were the last man on earth with immortality you would be all alone with no one to comfort with no one to talk to, everyone you knew and love are gone. You would make an imaginary friend named Wilson just to keep your sanity. That my friend is scarier than death.

I'm a loner. I wouldn't care as long as I had power so I could game. I'd invent cloning. I'd then change some clone's genders. A planet of me would be nice.

Well that be kinda awkward seeing a female version of yourself and reproducing with her. Would it be masturbation or incest? XD But whatever works for you man I'm not here to judge just point out flaws.

 

[mr.aravaro]

The ability to summon potatoes.

 

[recoverytwo]

Nipples that pick up radio waves.

What if you are trapped in Antartica and need help.

I said pick up not broadcast---

Wait, damn ninja...

Nipples that pick up radio waves.

What if you are trapped in Antartica and need help.

What are you going to do? Listen to a rock station while you freeze to death? Picking up and broadcasting are two very different things.

^See this

Well its better than no Rock.

 

[MattZero]

Probably Aquamans powers. That stuff is useless against the thugs on the streets... Or a villain on ground.

Gah like three people are saying this every page of this thread.

Spoiler: Am I seriously the only person who's seen this picture? Give Aquaman a little credit.

One day he'll be on the couch just wanting to watch the Olympics or whatever and batman will push him to far... Bam that happens.

 

[recoverytwo]

The ability to summon potatoes.

What if your a cook ?
Or you are trapped in Antarctica and need food and shelter /

 

[mr.aravaro]

Nipples that pick up radio waves.

Doesn't Kryten say he can do that in one episode of red dwarf.

 

[Bilbo536]

Having the innate ability to judge extremely accurately whether things will fit through doorways.

 

[WolfLordAndy]

The abilitiy to set myself on fire.

 

[recoverytwo]

The abilitiy to set myself on fire.

What If you are trapped in Antarctica and need warmth ?

 

[Chrono180]

I still maintain that aquaman is an important character-not because of his powers, but because he is one of the only members of the JLA who rules a country.

OT: The most useless superpower? How about having three faces, none of which look very good. I seem to recall there was an issue of x-men where cyclops and wolverine were trying to rescue a guy who has that "ability"