Most useless superpower to have?
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What are you talking about?Demented Teddy said:
That's an awesome superpower.
Least useful power...
Super Hearing.
I'm not racist, some of my best friends are two slotters, I just don't think they should be allowed to vote dammit!MattZero said:
The power of healing someone who has been shot in the foot only after shooting yourself in the foot.
...also...
The ability to find a typo in the dictionary.
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The ability to find a typo in the dictionary.
I seem to remember someone somewhere having "X-ray hearing", which sounds fairly useless to me. And there is a DC comics character with the rather unimaginative name "Arm Fall Off Boy". Guess what his useless power is!
How about the power of super speed in only one leg? You'd be able to run amazingly fast, but only in a narrow circle until you fall down. Or the power of boredom-kinesis; being able to make others feel bored.
Or, introducing: Mucusman! The superhero with the incredible ability to produce snot at nearly three times peak human capacity.
How about the power of super speed in only one leg? You'd be able to run amazingly fast, but only in a narrow circle until you fall down. Or the power of boredom-kinesis; being able to make others feel bored.
Or, introducing: Mucusman! The superhero with the incredible ability to produce snot at nearly three times peak human capacity.
the ability..... to exist
wait we all have that one. uummm, I was thinking of spontaneous combustion, but you could actually do some serious damage with that. how about having the ability to read your own mind.
wait we all have that one. uummm, I was thinking of spontaneous combustion, but you could actually do some serious damage with that. how about having the ability to read your own mind.
the ability to spontaneously combust? i mean sure you could punch your enemies or try to spread the flames to them but i mean youd be burning so
I dunno. I think that ability might be useful for someone such as myself at times.Onyx Oblivion said:
Most useless power is the power to have a power that grants you more energy to perform more attacks and using the additional attack to replenish the power that grants you more energy (okay, Unforgotten Realms joke).
Um... real useless power would be the power to be like Aquaman. I think just about everyone I know hates that guy.
It been done. Fatastic 4, Human Torch.Indecizion said:the ability to spontaneously combust? i mean sure you could punch your enemies or try to spread the flames to them but i mean youd be burning so
Few more now:
The power to spot pennies on the sidewalk.
The power of knowing what the person next two was thinking, 2 months ago.
The ability of getting an extra complimentary mint in your hotel room.
The power of untangling cords a few seconds faster than the average person.
The ability to think of multiple useless super powers.
The power to spot pennies on the sidewalk.
The power of knowing what the person next two was thinking, 2 months ago.
The ability of getting an extra complimentary mint in your hotel room.
The power of untangling cords a few seconds faster than the average person.
The ability to think of multiple useless super powers.
The ability to turn fabric plaid.
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The ability to eat large amounts of food without getting fat due to no rectum or bladder control.