Moviebob's review of The Expendables and the community's reaction.

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ThePuzzldPirate

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grimsprice said:
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grimsprice said:
Probably because Yahtzee does it for comedic effect, and most people aren't sure if he actually thinks everyone is stupid. An insult for the purpose of comedy isn't an insult.
No, I think you are quite wrong there, insulting someone because you find it funny does not stop it from being a insult. :D
??? What? I don't think i understand what you're saying.

It has nothing to do with whether i find it funny or not. Yahtzee intends it comedically. Where MovieBob intends it as an insult.

It all has to do with intent. If you take a joke seriously its not the jokers fault. If you take a serious comment as a joke then you missed the point.
I take things as a joke because this is what this is, you probably were the wrong person to quote as you make a good point, Moviebob however didn't have any insulting intent when he made his...insult. Once people realize the meaning of "Processed Cheese" and for the fact he paid for a ticket too, they will realize there is nothing to get upset about.
 

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I agree with him, it's a real shame when original movies like Scott Pilgrim die at the box office and unoriginal action flicks soak up al the glory. Is he wrong for calling the people who saw it sheep? Maybe, but he's simply expressing his opinion. Scott Pilgrim is a better movie in almost every respect compared to the crap that came out this weekend as well as last weekend (Eat Pray Love, the Expendables, Vampires Suck, the Switch, etc.)
 

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I can't believe that people actually got offended by MovieBob's review - do people on this website really have SO LITTLE to do with their time other than sit in their rooms, stewing about how some stranger on the internet insulted an incredibly broad range of people which just happened to include them? Are some people really that pathetic? Seriously, get the fuck over it, you cry-babies.

And The Expendables was a pile of shit - I like mindless action movies when they're done right (see Crank 2, or even the A-Team), but this was not one of them... not by a long shot.
Despite the tone, I kinda have to agree with this.

A little self-deprecation now and then is a hell of a lot healthier than getting so bloody offended over someone else's opinion.

Instead of the *cry cry rage hate* thing going on, why not just say, "Baa baa, ************,"
Laugh it off, and go see the movie again, out of spite :p
 

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I got put on probation for completely legitimately expressing my view. I just reciprocated that which MovieBob called fans of the movie, and the like.

Bob knows he's an elitist, and he should be prepared to take flag for some of his dipshittery. Expressing an opinion is one thing, but when he says "fuck you" to a whole community, the community can, and should retaliate with the exact same language.
 

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He's a troll at times, just watch some of his Game overthinker episodes where he says that Halo is shit and everyone who plays Halo is an idiot and how everyone who enjoys realistic games are idiots and so on.
These people are just mad because of Bob's "hurtful insult". You'd think with all the time they spend on internet forums and listening to Yahtzee's reviews they'd be immune to things like this.
You'd think so but no. The main reason is that Bob's verbal attacks on Halo are far more hurtful than Yahtzee's because his are more 'serious'.
With Yahtzee, everything's a joke. He gets a game, makes some criticisms and uses witty metaphors to make his video a five minute joke and because he pretty much makes fun of every game franchise known to man, including ones he himself likes, it doesn't give off an impression that he is biased against Halo or its fanbase. They are just another in a long line of games and people associated with games waiting for a spoofing.

With Bob though, he doesn't joke about the Halo community, he just insults it. He doesn't end it with a ba-dum-tish (and if he does it's usually at the end of a really mean joke) he just bluntly says it. He more or less declares loudly that Halo is the worst thing ever invented and whenever he gets the chance, no matter how irrelevant to the subject matter, he goes out and says it. Take a look at the Nightmare on Elm Street review and ask yourself if that tidbit about Halo at the end was in any way needed or if he could just finish the review after he was done talking about the actual movie?
Instead he ended with a mocking of Halo and that became all that was discussed in the comment page. I myself got caught up in it myself and I'm not proud of that fact but I can't deny it either.

The thing is, for a guy claiming to 'not care' about Halo, he sure does mention it a lot. He made it number 1 in games not to be filmed and every single person saw that coming a mile and a half away because he can't help himself but bash Halo every oppuruntity he gets.
And like I said, it's not so much in the context of a joke as it is in just plain insults. 'Halo is a series famed for being badly designed and poorly plotted'. 'The only way we could make a good Halo movie would be if Halo fans hated it'.
His insults are so blunt you even find people who hate Halo sighing in disdain.

Not just that, he's hypocritical. Say what you will about Yahtzee but when the guy decides he hates/likes a certain aspect of gaming, he sticks with it. He never goes back on his own statements and praises one game for, say, over-the-top gore but then insults another for the same reason. In all reviews of gory games that I've personally seen Yahtzee do, he is always negative about it or at least sighs about it dismissively.

Bob meanwhile, goes back on so many of his statements as another opportunity to bash Halo arises.
For instance, in his Avatar review and most other subsequent reviews Bob makes a point to address the issue that in this modern day of storytelling it is impossible to avoid some form of cliche in story telling and when it comes right down to it there are only so many versions of so many stories that exist in the world and some are bound to be similar. So blaming Avatar for having a similar plot to Pocahontas shouldn't be a big deal.
Then we hear him respond to Halo with a:
"Halo is essentially the same plot as Starship Troopers with no originality or new ideas thrown in. Just a bunch of standard sci fi conventions and cliche plotting."
He breaks his own rules and doesn't practice what he preaches just to mock Halo.

In other examples he dedicates a good portion of his Halo Legends review to complaining about how Halo is obsessed with high end machismo and then goes on a random tangent in the A-team review to praise the machismo in 'Smokin' Aces' and even suggests in his 'film these games' piece that on the basis of its machismo status, Gears of War should totally be made into a movie.

But the worst of all, for me anyway, is how he responded in his Halo Legends review. Even though he ultimately gave it a positive review he spent almost the whole damn thing insulting Halo and the fanbase with a fierce, foaming mouth excitement like he had been waiting for this opportunity for God knows how long.
So apart from demonstrating a complete bias or lack of foreknowledge about the franchise except for the bare minimum (he knows about Masterchief, Spartans, the Covenant and what a Brute is. That's about it) he then proceeds to believe that this is all he needs to know and unwittingly makes himself look the fool by praising how much of an insult this is to the franchise to add female Spartans to the mix.
Unaware that every Halo fan has known about there being female Spartans since the book 'the Fall of Reach' came out. He also claims Homecoming is the best because it 'undermined' the franchise by showing the dark side of the Spartan Project.
Unaware that this is known by Halo fans as well.

But the worst thing about it was how he was constantly maintaining that anything that the fanbase doesn't like about Legends is a point in its favor. First suggesting that this means he genuienly thinks that the Halo community are unintelligent and second that he thinks that for reasons unknown, they deserve to have their beloved franchise messed up and that he has earned the right to mock them in the process.
That it's only good because it 'undermines' the franchise and pisses off the fanbase and that the Halo Community are totally being whiny babies crying about how their favorite 'spaece marien shooter gaem' is being ruined by people who don't understand the subject matter.

Apparently forgetting that he himself once dedicated an entire review to complaining about how Michael Bay ruined his beloved eighties toy commercial cartoons about morphing car robots. But of course that's not Halo so that's totally different and he had a right to be mad about what Mr. Bay did to his Transformers but the Halo community they should totally shut up and stop whining about how the Japanese are destroying their favorite game franchise.

Honestly, all that blunt insulting, double standards and plain lack of restraint seriously piss me off in a way that Yahtzee never could. Just to make it clear I still like his videos, I find them funny and well thought out and usually informative about movies and in fact if it hadn't been for him I would never have discovered some truly great obscure classics out there like Ginger Snaps and Six String Samurai.

But still every time he has a mean insult for Halo to deliver and then follows it up with a picture of that smiling yellow face I just want to punch him.

OT: Yes I agree with Bob that the movie looked like crap in all ways possible but is my above rant was any indication, I don't like how he insults people. I say blame the lack of publicity for Scott Pilgrim and the fact that it was principally made to appeal to a smaller audience then the Expendables was. You don't have to refer to people watching it as 'sheep'.
 
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Hey all you guys have no right to whine to movie bob about anything. Did I cry when Yahtzee didn't like Split/Second which is a game I love?

Ok, maybe I did a little...but the point is I didn't leave an angry comment about it.

That said, Yahtzee didn't call anyone who bought Split Slash Second Colon Velocity the worse sort of person.

Freebird. said:
Besides, I'm not going to listen to a guy's opinion when he calls The Expendables an artless piece of shit, then praises Piranha 3D just because it has an underwater lesbian scene.
OH please, he didn't praise it, he mentioned it once in a tiny two second slide of text. When he does a review of it next week praising it as something akin to 2001: A Space Odyssey in terms of symbolic/metaphorical content, then you can say he's praising it.

ALSO, NOTE TO EVERYONE WHO GOT MAD BECAUSE MOVIE BOB CALLED YOU TEH WORSE SORT OF PEOPLES>>>>>>

HE'S A FAT GUY FROM BOSTON. I'M SURE HE'S NOT THE BEST TYPE OF PERSON EITHER>?>"AS:LKDDikj

YOU COULD ALSO PROBABLY KICK HIS ASS IN A FIGHT, SO STOP BITCHING///YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING ON HIM TOO.
 

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He is the guy that thougth 2012<\b> and Avatar<\b> were actually really good. So, I tend to take his opinions with a grain of salt...
Also, he is overly aggresive in that review, which makes me think he had a bad day, or he went to the cinema unwillingly and alone, which is not the right way of going to see this movie.
 

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Vrex360 said:
Nylis said:
gjendemsjo said:
He's a troll at times, just watch some of his Game overthinker episodes where he says that Halo is shit and everyone who plays Halo is an idiot and how everyone who enjoys realistic games are idiots and so on.
These people are just mad because of Bob's "hurtful insult". You'd think with all the time they spend on internet forums and listening to Yahtzee's reviews they'd be immune to things like this.
*snip*
Very well said. I've never cared for the Halo games myself, but since I've never really played them, I don't feel like I have the grounds on which to base it. People shouldn't talk about things they don't care about as if expecting people to their word for it over those who are actual fans.

But the thing that really pisses me off about MovieBob, and I've tried giving him the benefit of the doubt about this, is that intense perviness that hijacks the review whenever a conventionally attractive female is concerned. It's actually quite creepy...like, really fucking creepy. Besides which, it always brings the review to a screeching halt for a minute or so, with nothing of actual substance being said. Beyond that, it's simply hypocritical and unprofessional, seeing as how hot broads almost always guarantee a thumbs up from him anyways. He goes ballistic when a well-marketed, wide-audience big-budget film tops the box office and belittles people for appreciating an explosion here and there. His praise of a chick's tits gets unfairly projected onto the film as a whole, simply because he's got a boner to distract him from all the flaws of the movie in question. It's a tendency completely devoid of any sort of objectivity.

Bottom Line: Insult the movie/game/music/comic/show/play/book however much you like, but insulting the people who happen to like it is just goddamn tasteless, and it is especially petty considering its just popular culture.

[small]Sorry if I got a little off track there, but I needed to get that critique off my chest somehow.[/small]
 

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Pipotchi said:
Movie Critics are not real people like you and me, if it isnt game changing/Subtitled/watched by no-one then they are not happy.

If you want to go watch it then do, watch his videos and enjoy but dont look to them for actual direction. If the situation was reversed and everyone went and watched Scott Pilgrim and ignored The Expendables he still wouldnt be happy, and he would say that the Sheep have been won over by the marketing campaign for Scott Pilgrim and in their folly have ignored the old school delights of Stallone and his dirty half Dozen

Besides he liked Equilibrium so he clearly gets it wrong sometimes
what are you talking about
he has loved movies that made billions (avatar)
and hated movies that bombed (the losers)
and every other combination there is
the reason he compared the two movie's standing in the box office is because one is good and the other isnt and the bad one made more money
 

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Pipotchi said:
Movie Critics are not real people like you and me, if it isnt game changing/Subtitled/watched by no-one then they are not happy.

If you want to go watch it then do, watch his videos and enjoy but dont look to them for actual direction. If the situation was reversed and everyone went and watched Scott Pilgrim and ignored The Expendables he still wouldnt be happy, and he would say that the Sheep have been won over by the marketing campaign for Scott Pilgrim and in their folly have ignored the old school delights of Stallone and his dirty half Dozen
You haven't actually paid attention during any of Bob's videos, have you?
 

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Pipotchi said:
Movie Critics are not real people like you and me, if it isnt game changing/Subtitled/watched by no-one then they are not happy.

If you want to go watch it then do, watch his videos and enjoy but dont look to them for actual direction. If the situation was reversed and everyone went and watched Scott Pilgrim and ignored The Expendables he still wouldnt be happy, and he would say that the Sheep have been won over by the marketing campaign for Scott Pilgrim and in their folly have ignored the old school delights of Stallone and his dirty half Dozen

Besides he liked Equilibrium so he clearly gets it wrong sometimes
Meh, I enjoyed Equilibrium too.

From what I've seen of Movie Bob's reviews is that he's generally very fair, he explains that these movies are for a specific type of viewer, or that it can be enjoyed under the right mindset, blahblahblah. Not that its all pass/fail.
Skullkid4187 said:
Does it honestly really matter that he has a different opinion?
The problem came when he insulted everyone who enjoyed the film. I don't think he meant it however and nor do I see a real reason to discuss this.
 

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I'm not upset with his review whatsoever, but that's only because I had no intent of seeing the film anyway. I'm a horror movie aficionado and action films are definitely on my never watch list. Judging from what I've seen from seen and heard, Movie Bob's comments don't seem to be irrational. Oh well, this is what you get with any form of entertainment. Opinions.
 

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Freebird. said:
The exact quote is, "If you're the sort of person who actually is longing for a return to days when men were man and action movies meat lumbering sacks of meat slamming into each other, you know before all that girly choreography and girly skinny kung-fu guys and gurly uh... girls, showed up and ruined it for everybody you're probably the worst kind of person, but you'll probably like this."

What I took from that: If you like The Expendables and movies like it, you suck.
...

What?

No.

Just

No.

He was insulting the people who honestly think that action movies were BETTER in the 80's. You know, back when they didn't have REAL martial artists choreographing the fight scenes: Just ripped dudes doing fake kicks. If you think that, then yeah, you're pretty much the cinema Satan.
 

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Its about a woman who takes in a young man off the streets and pushes him to be the best he can be...
What else is it supposed to be if not Feelgood or Inspiring!?
Was it too Christian for him?

And Sandra Bullock was actually really good in that movie IMO.

I just....gahhh.
When it comes down to it, Bob just has a set of morals that some people find strange. Just look at his favoirte movies from 2009:
5)Serious man
4)Inglorious Basterds
3)District 9
2)Up
1)Watchmen

Bob doesn't like straight-up feel good movies, especially when its about a rich white woman helping a black male. I'm not discrediting the kindness of such an act, but rather what such an act represents when played in cinemas across the whole US. It just seemed more like a reason for affluent whites to feel good about themselves rather than sharing any of the significance with the empowerment of, in this case, black people.

But he loved Up. Now if you haven't seen this movie, you should know that it has an absolutely beautiful introduction that ended with me just a little teary eyed (and Bob as well). It there after follows the story of the now widowed husband who goes on a journey to follow a dream... with a twist, of course.

What Bob looks for is something that takes crap in life, acknowledges it, but still makes you feel good some how. I don't think I would be being too presumptuous to assume Bob is a pessimist, so I think he respects this out of movies.

He has some real doubts about humanity, and he occasionally vents out this fear as frustration. Now movies like Serious Man, District 9, Up, and Watchmen all expose many flaws in humanity, but have at least one moment of hope or sarcastic retort back at humanity.

If you read Moby Dick, I'd say Bob is something like Ahab, striking back at the white whale with a 6-inch line knife.

Is it courageous or just plain idiotic?

That is what we are all hearing in this video.
 

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What?

No.

Just

No.

He was insulting the people who honestly think that action movies were BETTER in the 80's. You know, back when they didn't have REAL martial artists choreographing the fight scenes: Just ripped dudes doing fake kicks. If you think that, then yeah, you're pretty much the cinema Satan.
Pro tip champ: Jason Statham and Dolph Lungren are both men with serious Martial Arts training under their belts and even Stallone himself is passable at Boxing from all the training for the Rocky movies. There is some truth that it is easier to teach actors to fight than it is to teach fighters to act.


The reason fights are more choregraphed now is because the of prevelance of Chinese martial arts such as Wing Chun and the venerable (late) Master Bruce Lee's art of Jeet Kune Do, and they are much easier to string together a fight with than say Karate or Jiu Jitsu. Jiu-Jitsu is a big offender here because most of its techniques end in a broken bone, or a hold down and outright death.


My view of Expendables:

The Expendables: 4/10 as a piece of art, 10/10 as a movie

I would never ever expect anything avante garde or deeply philisophical from a movie that went out to be the best 80's homage action movie it could be. As a piece of art, aside from the story Mickey Rourke tells Stallone (I found it strangly moving), the film has no merit as a peice of art anymore than its contemporaries.

However, as a throwback to a bygone era of action movies that were made for adults such as Commando, Rambo or Terminator and not the weak sauce PG-13 of recent years, the move succeeds on a very primal level.

I was wondering how they were going to set the tone of movie and frankly, any worry that some greasy suit had his mits on the flick were blown away when Dolph Lundgren uses either a shotgun or other large bore rifle to blow a man in two.

This is not the weekend actioner for the kids to enjoy, this is the weekend actioner for dad, his mates, his brothers and older sons. This is a movie for men, about men doing manly things (riding motorbikes, getting tattoos, toppling dictatorships etc) and it revels in this simplistic but enjoyable madness.

I recommend at least one showing, if only to see how an action movie was approached 25 odd years ago.
 

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Burck said:
Gigaguy64 said:
Its about a woman who takes in a young man off the streets and pushes him to be the best he can be...
What else is it supposed to be if not Feelgood or Inspiring!?
Was it too Christian for him?

And Sandra Bullock was actually really good in that movie IMO.

I just....gahhh.
When it comes down to it, Bob just has a set of morals that some people find strange. Just look at his favoirte movies from 2009:
5)Serious man
4)Inglorious Basterds
3)District 9
2)Up
1)Watchmen

Bob doesn't like straight-up feel good movies, especially when its about a rich white woman helping a black male. I'm not discrediting the kindness of such an act, but rather what such an act represents when played in cinemas across the whole US. It just seemed more like a reason for affluent whites to feel good about themselves rather than sharing any of the significance with the empowerment of, in this case, black people.

But he loved Up. Now if you haven't seen this movie, you should know that it has an absolutely beautiful introduction that ended with me just a little teary eyed (and Bob as well). It there after follows the story of the now widowed husband who goes on a journey to follow a dream... with a twist, of course.

What Bob looks for is something that takes crap in life, acknowledges it, but still makes you feel good some how. I don't think I would be being too presumptuous to assume Bob is a pessimist, so I think he respects this out of movies.

He has some real doubts about humanity, and he occasionally vents out this fear as frustration. Now movies like Serious Man, District 9, Up, and Watchmen all expose many flaws in humanity, but have at least one moment of hope or sarcastic retort back at humanity.

If you read Moby Dick, I'd say Bob is something like Ahab, striking back at the white whale with a 6-inch line knife.

Is it courageous or just plain idiotic?

That is what we are all hearing in this video.
I see your point.
And i did see Up, i didn't cry but....man if i felt something at the part where he goes through the scrapbook near the end of the movie.

I agree that Both District-9 and The Watchmen did a great job at showing the crap in life yet, also showing that Hope still exists.

But even in The Blind Side there were problems that persisted even after Michael was taken in by the Tuohy Family.
Especially about how he feels about himself.
But the family works with him through it all and he eventually becomes a Professional Football Player.

I kinda see what he meant when he said in his Oscar Video that Mrs.Tuohy uses her "Magical White people powers" but, i didn't see it when i saw the movie because i just saw a Woman taking in a young man and giving him what he needed, a family.
But that's probably just because i see things differently than Bob.
Oh well, not much i can do.

Anyway thanks for the reply, i honestly never really though about Bob's point of view like that.
And nice Avatar btw.