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GenericAmerican

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I don't have a name for it, But I do talk(yell) at it alot. The only thing it has going for it is a Geforce 250 gts.
 

RaphaelsRedemption

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My pc is called Dino. Because it's old. My boyfriend's is the DeLorian.

I haven't named my laptop yet... any suggestions?
 

Aeon_COR

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My PC talks to me in the voice of the Portal turrets.


NO I'm not hearing things, I cracked portals game files, extracted the dialog, then changed all Windows' default sounds.
You know those annoying task bar pop-ups, well its hard to be mad when they say "excuse me" in a cute childlike voice.
 

CrashProne

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I... I've named a LOT of hardware...

Old PC: burn (and I am Crash. Crash & Burn. Hackers. Go go quality film making. Yes, I know.)
New PC: burn-mk2 (same. also, burn mark. Just 'cause)
Wii: Eunice
DS: Daphne
old mp3 player: Julian (all of those, Greek names. Just 'cause.)
new mp3 player: Lucius (it means light! Ironic. it is black.)
eReader: Clarissa
PSP: Edward
Phone: Roger (It's on the Rogers network... original, I know.)
Netbook: javier

Mmmh. I think that's it. Yeah. Overkill. Ah well.
 
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If I had to name mine I'd call it "Karl Marx" For redistributing all the computerized wealth to ME.
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friboy2791

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Aeon_COR said:
My PC talks to me in the voice of the Portal turrets.


NO I'm not hearing things, I cracked portals game files, extracted the dialog, then changed all Windows' default sounds.
You know those annoying task bar pop-ups, well its hard to be mad when they say "excuse me" in a cute childlike voice.
i need to learn to do that
 

Epyon94

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Desktop is: Virgil
Laptop is: Dante

I've also had: Ivan, Agammemnon, & Rasputin (The computer just wouldn't die)

My parents computer is HAL, as is the IBM server box that I helped to install :p

those are all the computers I can remember, but there might be a Barbossa that I'm forgetting.
 

Adventurer2626

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Usually when I give my PC a name...it's not a very nice one. I do introduce it as Frankenstein's Computer though.
 

Tanto-chan

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I name a lot of things. My computer is Todd and my monitor is Chris, those are for no apparent reason. My laptop is Armstrong because it's a livestrong and has a copy of lance armstrong's sig. on it.
 

SoranMBane

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My PC doesn't have a name because it doesn't deserve one, but I guess if I was going to name it, "Shitface" would be a strong possibility (I have a shitty PC, in case you couldn't sense the hostility). I did name my school MacBook "Wheatley," though.
 

Callate

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My current computer is named "Monolith" because it runs in an enormous black box. The previous one was named "Calvinball".
 

Polock

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I don't know. I recently fell in love with mine. I didn't think much of it...then I started calling it Zeratul when my girlfriend would give me funny looks when I would bring it on trips. She knows who Zeratul is, so she gave me double the strange looks.
 

Stikibunn

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My laptop is named Clementine after my imaginary friend as a child.
I imagine my laptop to be my bestest friend in the whole wide world!
My home computer is Anne Shirley because it has a firey temper an is makes a lotta noise (and my brother made windows in a red theme)
My work computer used to be Jill Saleryman
 

chibivash

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Hashime said:
All my computers are named "Mine!".
It is my homage to an excellent movie, and my favourite characters of all time (animated).
i'm going with nemo :)

oh, and i named my rig fawkes. don't know why, sounded kool.
 

KingTiger

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"TheBigCheese" is what I call my gaming PC :D

Love that PC...but it needs a graphic card update according to new Vegas, Mafia 2 and Metro 2033 :/