Nerdiest thing you've ever said

[infinity_turtles]

I once told someone, upon being told that I should call them some stupidly long title that included such phrases as "Captain of cunnilingus" and "Patriarch of penetration"

"Objection: But... but, that title does not accurately portray the vast amount bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form!"
followed by being threatened, I responded with.
"Answer: Indeed. I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence."
and promptly had the shit beaten out of me by the guy and his friends.

 

[slipknot4]

Ugh, every time i open my mouth ^_^
Hm... but the most nerdy thing... [sup]Let me check my facebook[/sup]
Ahh... here's a good one:
Damn, Why is Blood Red fucking Orange? Looked for it for 30 minutes when it stood next to Red Gore...

I speak T'au, how's that?

Teach me

 

[IamQ]

Hmmm...I can't think of the nerdies that I've said, so I'll just say a few things.

I've ran around our gym hall shouting "Frost Nova!"

I've frequently used "woot!" as a replacement word for "Hooray!"

I've joked about taking a crap by saying "I've filled at least 6 cans of scorched brown."

 

[major28]

once after being asked what i had done over valentines dat i said me anf two male friends watched all 6 star wars in a row only stopping to eat and change movies

sigh... i need to get laid

Dude, sounds so epic, did you watch them 4-6, then 1-3? Or just 1-6?

we went from phantom menace to return of the jedi

 

[Your Nightmare]

For my original writing essay in english - I re-wrote the introduction scene to bioshock..(when your in the pod going into the city)


Don't ask..

 

[Burningsok]

I remember saying lol instead of laughing when my friend told a joke.

 

[-=Spy=-]

Often, I use URL coding in conversation. Such as "slash sarcasm".

 

[crudus]

I have said "roll for initiative" outside of D&D.

 

[dragontiers]

I once accused a co-worker of being a commie mutant traitor and threatened to call the trouble shooters on her. And everybody knows what trouble shooters do right?

Are you a happy citizen?

 

[TheHermit]

I was having lunch with my Mom and Sister who I hadn't seen in a while, my sister was talking about how she had a new cellphone but changed plans that came with a free cellphone or something so now she had two. I replied "Hey you can dual wield phones now." (world of warcraft reference). Neither of them had any idea what I was talking about and kind of just dismissed it.

 

[The_Heretic]

After having set the Codec chirp as my ringtone on my cell the first time it rang I yelled out."Where's the select button?!" In a gravely voice.My friend just looked at me like I was insane obviously not finding it as funny as I did.

 

[YouBecame]

Theres a song called a finite simple group of order two. Its a love maths song. I thought it hilarious (I took maths at university so kind of understood where was occurring ). Kinda Geeky I guess

 

[Zenron]

I once did a stand up bit about Lenny from Of Mice and Men's killstreak record... that was pretty nerdy.

 

[Flight]

I mentioned that my hair did a d4 of damage when it was in a ponytail (when it's braided, it does a d6).

 

[Jackel86]

I haven't done anything yet, but I feel like I will say "Feel the wrath of Canadian lumber, fool!" in the near future.

I emphasize any word in a sentence that's also a Magic card.

Please tell... that just sounds awesome.

Let's see if I can remember a few...

"I've gotta get back to the grindstone."

"...and just repeat ad nauseum."

Or, I'll take a normal word and tack on the word that would have made it a magic card.

"I will only see a tutor if he's diabolic."

"The shock was too sudden."

 

[Freedomario]

"But this cape gives me +10 avoidably points!"

 

[Double A]

I haven't done anything yet, but I feel like I will say "Feel the wrath of Canadian lumber, fool!" in the near future.

I emphasize any word in a sentence that's also a Magic card.

Please tell... that just sounds awesome.

Let's see if I can remember a few...

"I've gotta get back to the grindstone."

"...and just repeat ad nauseum."

Or, I'll take a normal word and tack on the word that would have made it a magic card.

"I will only see a tutor if he's diabolic."

"The shock was too sudden."

That last one had me cracking up...

 

[Chrono180]

Let's see if I can remember a few...

"I've gotta get back to the grindstone."

"...and just repeat ad nauseum."

Or, I'll take a normal word and tack on the word that would have made it a magic card.

"I will only see a tutor if he's diabolic."

"The shock was too sudden."

Try taking off sunglasses while using those phrases, that would be hilarious.

OT: I once quoted that magic card(lava geyser IIRC) with the flavor text of "Overkill? This isn't a game of 'kick the ouphie!'" I got some funny looks then, even after I tried to explain what an "ouphie" was.

 

[(Insert name hear)]

Too many to count.... Me and my friends once sang "Still Alive" without acutely singing so it sounded like a conversation.