Nerdy insults!

[Amenta Kaiser]

even hideo kojima can’t understand you.

Great.

Mine: I'd rather watch Stargate Universe than sit here another second with you.

 

[hittite]

"Any competent mind shouldn't have to rely on crassities and obscenities to win an argument. Your rebuttal?"

Guess what comes next. NOTE: this only works on inarticulate people.

touche

OT: There's a point in space that all objects are being attracted to. This object would have to have tremendous mass. When we get there, I'll say hello to your mom.

 

[Baldry]

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Hee hee....

Ohhhhhh burn

 

[lvl9000_woot]

You're such a Windows Vista!!!

[small]Yeah, I went there.[/small]

*gasp!* Oh no you di'nt!

OT: I like "you're nothing to me. No wait, you're less than nothing! you're negative 1!"
[small]har-har-har[/small]

 

[Hazy]

"You probably lost to Glass Joe."

 

[the fifth]

"Hey check it out everybody it is Oedipus Rex."
The fun part is saying it to the face of a guy that can beat the crap out of me and have him just stand there confused for a while

 

[randomrob]

You Oxymoronic hyperbole!

I helped your mum with her AlgeBRA!

You have Syphilis!

You look like a Sontaran with a Plunger up their arse!

 

[SkullCap]

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

Your computer runs like a Vista.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

Your computer runs like a Vista.

Ouch! Not cool! I have XP.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

I got this one from a thread about math & physics jokes.

Your Mum is so stupid that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh Map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.

I have no idea what it means, but it sounds incredibly nerdy...

K maps are only useful up to 4 variables, anything higher and it takes much longer. Using Quine-McClusky takes about the same time for all variables, not extremely fast but for 12 variables it would be a huge advantage to use QM

Aha, thanks.

 

[Leifur]

If you had been the cat in Schrödinger's experiment, nobody would care if you were alive or dead!

 

[Nickolai77]

"your mom's so fat, even Naruto carn't believe it!"

 

[Roos1993]

He probably thinks Googol is a search engine
Gets me everytime lol!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googol

 

[Joreal]

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

Spoiler

Your mother has a smooth forehead!

 

[chetoos]

"Ive met murlocs with a better vocabulary than you."
"In response to the lack of intelligence you have displayed thus far, I offer this rebuttal: I will take candle"
Yes, I frequently play world of warcraft.

 

[Fbuh]

"Hey there, Glamdring, the Woe-hammer"

 

[dthvirus]

You... you... MAC USER!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Your mother can't tell Kantian phenomenology from Jewel's poetry. (this is for all us philosophy nerds)

 

[thepj]

don't think to hard, i don't want yu using up all your RAM.

your mom's so ugly the overwatch left her alone cause they thought they already beat her face in!

your so dumb that headcrabs try to eat your brains and die due to malnourishment!

(i finished half life 2 a few days ago)

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[kiwisushi]

By this I mean the kind of insult someone would have to work out to be insulted by it, something to do with the technical parts of maths or science or whatever. (Kinda like a jokes in XKCD)

Mine, although not too insulting, is calling someone Arsenic Sulphur. In the periodic table of elements the atomic symbol of these, in that order, spell out ass!

If you have one please explain it.

Or Arsenic Selenium if you want to go all British!

Argon Selenium no?

Yeah, cocked that one up!