New Device Allows Dogs to Use Twitter

[Mr. Gency]

Thats almost enough for me to hate Twitter 1/5 less than I nomally do, almost

Without Twitter how will we know when people have to take a shit.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

When we should be finding a cure for cancer.. OMGAH DOGGYTWEETS!!
The whole world is fucked up.

 

[Mr. Gency]

That has got to be the most stupid and unneccessary invention of all time.

WTF

This, is the most stupid and unneccessary invention of all time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4VWQupgmlg Couldn't find one that wasn't someone holding a camera to a screen, sorry.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Can bandwidth be wasted in an even more useless way?

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

riight, dogs dont need to tweet

 

[Terrorist_school_drop-out]

"Master stuck me with an annoyng pink device for my neck, it's annoyng, help."
"Balls are ichy."
"Balls are tasty."
"Can't catch tail, damn it."

 

[TheIr0nMike]

The funny thing is that it will actually increase the average amount of intelligent tweets.

 

[Vorinia]

OMG Squirrel!

If I saw that tweet I would seriously lmfao, but otherwise I just plain hate this idea.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Awwww

Stupid, though

Who would be interested in MY dog? I mean, EVERYONE is, but not in a "Check his blog!" way

 

[Jared]

That is just...wrong, lol. Why? I ask, Why?

 

[UnravThreads]

/facepalm

 

[Sevre]

And they haven't cured cancer yet WHY?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Anyone who buys this must die.

 

[Leroy Frederick]

Great, just as Twitter starts getting rid of the spam and 'get-white-teeth' bots, they go and add this little nugget to the foray.

And where's the damn Cat version already!? (they might tweet some more interesting stuff)

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I actually believed you when you said that they implant it into the the dogs brain. This is so useless that it hurts my brain.

 

[messy]

I must say you advertising campaign for Game Dogs is beginning to rival EA's Dante's Inferno

 

[Tears of Blood]

...

Aaargh... This is just silly.

 

[MurderousToaster]

And I thought we'd already reached the peak of useless inventions. Then this comes along...

 

[Andronicus]

Exactly how much information can a bunch of motion and sound sensors pick up, and how accurate would it even be? I can just imagine the guy you came up with the idea for this.

"Hmm, I really love using Twitter, but it seems to be missing something... Ah yes, it most definitely needs more dogs!" (why no-one organised a nice padded cell/hitman for him at this point is beyond me).

 

[Caliostro]

Man, this might win the "Most pointless invention of the century" already, and we still have 90 years to go.

That said, what's depressing is that the dogs will probably be amongst the top 5% smartest things on twitter.