New Duke Nukem Footage Surfaces, Blows Stuff Up

[The_root_of_all_evil]

As has been discussed demonstrated on Alien Swarm many times, by the freaks of the TF2 group, if you give the players a light-pen, they're going to draw boobs and dicks.

Some slight alterations... and I regret nothing I drew in that game.

You didn't see what Wilson was drawing...

 

[Dorian6]

yeah....after 12 years, this had better turn out to be the greatest game ever created on any platform, or I'm counting this as a failure.

 

[clockout]

Y'all can have your serious buisness shooters, but me? I'll light up a cigar, crank up the megadeth,pick up myself a BFG then shout out yippy ki yay mother fuckers!

 

[Motiv_]

Eh. The humor of Duke is definitely there, but the gameplay looks mediocre. This game would've been astounding about 5 to 10 years ago, but the problem is, Duke, you might've started the franchise of "Walk into room, shoot shit, walk out of room, shoot more shit" but it's been done to death in your absence.

I also play games to well, play games. Not to spend 5 minutes drawing a penis on a whiteboard, walking around a bathroom taking a piss, and listening to annoying characters voice their opinions on my "Artwork". If I wanted to do that, I'd go to work.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I never thought I would be so excited to see a real bloody health bar.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Too bad i'm not old enough to have any memories of the original Nukem...

On the pluss side Nukem Forever looks to be a good game. I think i'll wait and see how the public recieves it.

 

[lostzombies.com]

Fine the battles looked cool, but I still don't see how another Duke Nukem game is good for the industry as a whole, or is in any way, the slightest bit worth a damn.

A-Because they are fun?
B-You obviously didn't play the originals

 

[SniperMacFox]

In terms so that the announcer would be able to understand them, he needs to "get lost", but more explicitly than is allowed on the Escapist.

The game itself... it's early days, but from what's shown here it looks like the new developers actually know what they're doing. I've never played Duke Nukem yet, but this has intruiged me to how immature it was in the past.

 

[SniperMacFox]

Y'all can have your serious buisness shooters, but me? I'll light up a cigar, crank up the megadeth,pick up myself a BFG then shout out yippy ki yay mother fuckers!

That's completely wrong. You forgot the quotation marks in "Yippy ki-aye mother F*****s!" Also you made no reference to sunglasses.

 

[mageroel]

DO WANT!!! =D =D Finally!!

 

[clockout]

Y'all can have your serious buisness shooters, but me? I'll light up a cigar, crank up the megadeth,pick up myself a BFG then shout out yippy ki yay mother fuckers!

That's completely wrong. You forgot the quotation marks in "Yippy ki-aye mother F*****s!" Also you made no reference to sunglasses.

Maybe i'm already wearing the sunglasses, but i see your point.

 

[Rad Party God]

Wow... my godfather is a HUGE Duke fan and if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have ever played Duke Nukem 3D... and after I told him that Forever was actually coming out, he said "better be fucking good after 12 years"... Yes, he actually said that and I seriously want to play this thing next year =D

 

[Russian_Assassin]

NO game that gives you the ability to draw or customize is not going to have a cock drawn somewhere. It's like a golden rule.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I want this game soooo bad now! D:
It looks AWESOME!

 

[Dommyboy]

Does that have regen health? Duke Nukem Forever with regenerating health makes manly Jesus cry.

 

[xchaveyx]

It might have been a bit of fun when i was younger, but to be honest I think it's gonna suck

 

[carpathic]

Maybe this game wont suck. That'll be pretty good.

 

[Jodah]

Eh, it looks okay. Not worth the wait or hype but still okay.