Nuclear Armageddon is here... (Wheres The Satellite?)

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McClaud

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Spawn_Of_Kyuss said:
Question.

Where the fuck does Korea keep getting all this money from?
Selling reproduced old Soviet missiles to countries like Iran and blackmarket video sales in Asia.

(The first doesn't happen any more since China put a strict embargo on North Korea's ability to sell weapons to the Middle East, and I was joking about the video part)

Honestly? They build these things themselves with the million or so free laborers in their country. The reality is that their tech is so outdated that their Air Force consists of nine MiG 29's and the rest are wooden airplanes. Their SAMs and air defenses are so old that not even the Russians sell them anymore. Their "fleet" is comprised of old Chinese diesel submarines that are jury-rigged to launch missiles if they don't get shot apart first and a few wooden rowboats.

These rockets are where all the resources go, and even then, these things are pathetically easy to track and destroy.
 

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well, I've already analyzed this in about the worst way I figure it could actually happen (its my way of coping with situations such as these, and frankly gives me a good way to exercise the creative side of the brain) and here is about the worst way I could see this playing out.

NKorea launches their rocket and several other shorter range rockets, which are intercepted and revealed to have contained explosive payloads. SKorean and American forces promptly storm across the DMZ to put an end to Jung-Il and his shenanigans. Jung-Il detonates a nuclear warhead as Allied forces enter NKorea and DPRK forces who have been hiding in bunkers or whatever storm across the DMZ and take a largely undefended SKorea, with the rest of the world having its hands tied behind its back while it figures out how to retake the Korean Peninsula without incurring many civilian casualties.

I honestly doubt Jung-Il would waste a nuclear warhead in a single missile that will in all likelihood fail if it isn't intercepted.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that the chances of the above scenario happening are slim to none, pretty sure you'd be more likely to be struck by lightning while holding a winning lottery ticket then this actually happening.
 

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Heads Up
North Korea: 'Satellite will be launched soon' [http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/04/03/north.korea.rocket/index.html]
 

Therumancer

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Cuddly, Iraq got turned into a police action. The whole problem with that front was this entire "winning the peace" stuff based on the assumption that the Iraqi people were fundementally just like us and when given the oppertunity they would jump at the chance at cultural reforms and to build a progressive society with a seperation of church and state and all that junk. Needless to say it failed.

Had we just come in, and carpet bombed a bunch of towns, cities, and what little infrastructure they had out of existance, it would have been over and done with very quickly. There never would have been any troops on the ground trying to chase out
"insurgent forces" and the like.

In general we turned this into an occupation/police action that really had no chance of success because the fundemental reasoning was flawed since we expected more of the Iraqi people than they were capable of. We kept the "war" going because of all of the rebuilding/security contracts that politicians were able to get control of and pass out
in exchange for kickbacks.

What I'm talking about is exactly the opposite, we don't "invade" North Korea and try and hold/reform it. We simply destroy it, and then we don't go in and rebuild/deliver food/try and install a progressive goverment. We just sit back and let them suffer in famine and chaos as an object lesson.

The only reason why the US needs international support militarily is because of our morality and our tendency to want to fight things "antiseptically". We're basically too moral for our own good. Simply put to occupy and control anything takes a huge amount of manpower, simply put no nation has the manpower to literally take control of something the size of Iraq in a relatively safe fashion... except for China or India. Canada, Britan, France, etc... they don't have the manpower to do it alone either. The idea behind American military leadership is to get all of the "progressive" nations to work together so that cumulatively we can provide the needed manpower and deal with nations like Iraq in a humanitarian fashion that doesn't involve simply flattening them and erasing a name from future printings of global maps and replacing them with things like "Arabic Chaos Zone" :p

Now yes, people are critical of America, but they miss the point that the only reason they can be critical of our policies is that we're being too bloody nice to begin with. No other nation given our capabilities would still have chosen to try and fight wars the way we do.

When we go in with machine guns and hummers to take people on with machine guns and light vehicles our technological advantage and the abillity to wipe tens of thousands out with a button push means nothing.

As far as the rest of the world goes, if we do what I suggested with North Korea it would simply mean we wouldn't need international military support. What's more the world can no more unify against us than it has so far against Russia or other aggressive nations. It's simply that in the US we're more receptive to dialogue and let ourselves be intimidated by words. Part of it is that we're one of the few nations that for whatever reason has decided we actually care what other people think.

I simply think it's time that America starts thinking more about America and it's interests and what is good for it, rather than the rest of the world who do nothing but whine, cry, bellyache, and point fingers at things like Iraq while forgetting all the other things we've done.

If North Korea does this missle thing, I suggest we simply erase North Korea from the map. No occupation, no police actions, no attempts at reformation. We just sit back and lob missles and perform bombing runs until there is hardly anything left that could be considered civilization. Normally we hold back because of our police action mentality and our desire to save civilians. Forget that, forget precisian targeting. We find a city, we drop bombs on it until there is no more city. Anyone who is there, is there, and dies. People flee the cities and towns? Well we developed things like "Daisy Cutter Bombs" for a reason, it's just that we pretty much never use them because it's considered barbaric. One or two of those puppies will turn one of those ten thousand man refugee trains into chuck steak.

Trust me, we do this a couple of times and the world will be begging to have the old America back. It's just that few people realize what we can actually do, and those that do feel our morality holds us back from ever employing that power. We don't need a nuke to level a city, all we have to do is stop caring about collateral damage and trying to be the nice guys of the world.

Please note however that I do not advocate such things casually. North Korea's act marks them as being a major threat. Showing their abillity to fire WMD at an extreme range. They threaten Armageddon, they should be ready to receive it.
 

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dragon_of_red said:
Im an Aussie, and we all know no matter what happens, were not screwed, or harmed, we are always fine, but you guys dont have anbything to worry about. I think that Korea is gonna almost launch it keep putting it off untill they eventually never fire it...
no us aussies will be spared from the blast while the north hemisphere is blown to bits.. :)

no i don t think they would launch it, and if they did it wont get very far.
 

Sergeant M. Fudgey

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thoraxe5000 said:
why is it that i have to get my serious news from the internet i mean really this seems like something that we should know about and yet this is the first i have heard of it
Because the news tells you what they want you to hear. Except in Russia, where the news tells THEM what YOU want to hear.
 

Sergeant M. Fudgey

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toxic_waster said:
dragon_of_red said:
Im an Aussie, and we all know no matter what happens, were not screwed, or harmed, we are always fine, but you guys dont have anbything to worry about. I think that Korea is gonna almost launch it keep putting it off untill they eventually never fire it...
no us aussies will be spared from the blast while the north hemisphere os blown bits.. :)

no i don t think they would launch it, and if they did it wont get very far.
Let's not forget these are nuked, that would blow a sizable hole in the ozone layer if everyone ganged up on North Korea, and that would be bad for everyone. We already have one ozone hole...
 

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Tank207 said:
I was born in 1986, so by the time I was old enough to understand what war was, the Cold War was over. I never really got to experience the Cold War paranoia for myself, but I read a lot about it. This reminds me of a story I read about the launch of Sputnik in 1957. At first everyone thought it was such an amazing feat for humanity, then the media and politicians poked their fear mongering noses into it and everyone started freaking out. After that people were saying that World War III was just around the corner, much like most people are doing now(52 years later). Personally, after reading the history of the Cold War, this doesn't phase me in the slightest when you compare it to something like the Cuban Missile Crisis.

So now I finally get to experience some Cold War-esque paranoia, and I have to be honest, it kind of makes me laugh to see people saying the world is on the brink of doom because a country says it wants to send a satellite into outer space. We've come full circle, right back to the whole Sputnik situation.
History doesn't repeat but it sure does rhyme
- Mark Twain
 

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Minimike3636 said:
Can't we out-nuke everyone? I mean, I'm not saying it's the best option, but America is a superpower for a reason. Or, just blow up the Korean satellite. I honestly don't know if that's even possible, but we just sit and take their threats. I just think Korea is dumb if they think they can do anything while they're outnumbered and... err... out-nuked (?)
Yea this guy is right United States is the only country to have ever used a nuke in war we ight still have that scare tactic on pretty much everyone (except Russia)because they are Russa
 

Sergeant M. Fudgey

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Well, why is everyone talking about if we use nukes on them? Honestly, if they keep this shit up, we might as well just fire a M.O.A.B. at them. Then, if they had a nuke in the missile, well, we shot it down before it was up. If not, oh well. No more of this crap and we can all get back to our lives. That should be what we do, it simplifies everything. No war. The Koreans never fire the missile, and there CERTAINLY won't be a nuclear war started over it, unless China is so desperate to start WWIII under the false cause of avenging SK that they start firing missiles left and right.
 

Danny Ocean

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TheFacelessOne said:
Xactly.

Don't forget the radiation cloud. If a nuke was launched on a windy day, that radiation cloud will spread.

Say a nuke is dropped in LA. The wind is blowing to the East. That cloud spreads across U.S. and kills ALOT more people.
Well, fallout doesn't tend to kill, just irradiate and generally screw stuff up for a few millennia. I agree, though; however, just because the wind on the ground is blowing East doesn't mean the fallout will only travel easy. The explosions from these bombs are so vast that they can send irradiated crap right into the upper atmosphere in large amounts. The wind is always blowing up there.

Hell, a modern day nuke could feasibly irradiate the whole world, even just a little bit.

I guess, anyway.
 

LordCraigus

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Therumancer said:
Please note however that I do not advocate such things casually. North Korea's act marks them as being a major threat. Showing their abillity to fire WMD at an extreme range. They threaten Armageddon, they should be ready to receive it.
You do make some genuinely excellent points, and your idea of 'bomb every country that looks at us funny' would be perfectly sensible if it wasn't for this gosh darn morality thing that defines humanity and sets us apart from other animals. Even so, I believe the US (and indeed every country) is always looking out for itself first and the reasons and politics behind the decisions they make are far more complicated for me to try and understand fully. Governments aren't stupid and I don't see why the US and it's allies would use up resources and manpower in trying to reform Iraq without good reasoning behind it.

In the end I find myself looking at the pros and cons for such decisions and try to decide myself which is the more likely reasoning behind it, a few pros I can think of for Iraq being a) You'd need men on the ground to secure the precious oil in the region and b) War is business after all and a protracted operation such as the one in Iraq would provide a sustainable boost to the industry.

Despite how interesting it is to discuss I try to remain neutral on subjects like war, global politics and the like because, unless I'm explicitly told 'why' by the men who made the decisions, I can only speculate with the limited knowledge I have and will gain and making blanket statements and saying my opinions are fact is just foolish and ignorant, I'm not trying to say that's what you're doing I just felt the need to explain myself.
 

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Oh dear North Korea's pretty much fucked if they launch that "rocket". Oh well, if a Nuclear War will begin at least I'll die seeing fireworks.
 

Therumancer

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LordCraigus said:
Therumancer said:
Please note however that I do not advocate such things casually. North Korea's act marks them as being a major threat. Showing their abillity to fire WMD at an extreme range. They threaten Armageddon, they should be ready to receive it.
You do make some genuinely excellent points, and your idea of 'bomb every country that looks at us funny' would be perfectly sensible if it wasn't for this gosh darn morality thing that defines humanity and sets us apart from other animals. Even so, I believe the US (and indeed every country) is always looking out for itself first and the reasons and politics behind the decisions they make are far more complicated for me to try and understand fully. Governments aren't stupid and I don't see why the US and it's allies would use up resources and manpower in trying to reform Iraq without good reasoning behind it.

In the end I find myself looking at the pros and cons for such decisions and try to decide myself which is the more likely reasoning behind it, a few pros I can think of for Iraq being a) You'd need men on the ground to secure the precious oil in the region and b) War is business after all and a protracted operation such as the one in Iraq would provide a sustainable boost to the industry.

Despite how interesting it is to discuss I try to remain neutral on subjects like war, global politics and the like because, unless I'm explicitly told 'why' by the men who made the decisions, I can only speculate with the limited knowledge I have and will gain and making blanket statements and saying my opinions are fact is just foolish and ignorant, I'm not trying to say that's what you're doing I just felt the need to explain myself.
When it comes to morality the problem comes about when your the only one whose being moral and it's nothing but a disadvantage. I'm all for honor and rules, as long as both sides abide by the same codes of conduct. As soon as one group of people violates those agreements then anyone who does not do the same is at a definate disadvantage. I've often felt that the whole idea of honor and morality is to avoid the penelty of such systems ceasing the function due to the cost. The thing is that we're dealing with a world in which that cost is never arriving, and we're doing nothing but gimping ourselves.

In the final equasion everything comes down to resources, respect, and living space. There is a limited amount of space on the planet to deal with an ever-increasing population, and only so much in the way of resources. Thus people compete over these things. Every culture wants to see it's way of life validated by seeing others adapt their way of living and thinking in the final equasion as well. Every culture sees itself as living the "right" way.

In the end being an American I want to see America and it's allies dominate, have enough living space for it's population, and enough resources to guarantee our standard of living. Ultimatly this all comes at someone else's expense. In fact, if we were gone, all of those resources would simply be somewhere else and that group would be doing the same thing. We're no better or worse than anyone else in the global rat race, and the dominant power on the planet is always envied and disliked.

This will not change until we establish a global culture (whomever wins in the end), and obtain enough living space and resources (which requires a global culture to engage in things like space exploration effectively, and see those resources distributed free from cultural competition). For a lot of reasons both practical (I'm American) and objective (Americans are not ethnic bigots like other major cultures like the Chinese, and are probably the only culture that even theoretically could have all ethnicities living
together in one culture as equals... a whole differant discussion. Simply put mono-ethnic cultures are not a good thing for the future of our world. China for example is a situation where the nation, culture, and ethnicity are all the same thing, and there are few minorities if any and those that exist there are generally not exactly empowered).


THAT said, when it comes to North Korea we're dealing with a pretty black and white situation overall. We're dealing with a tiny more or less mono-ethnic nation convinced of it's own right to dominate (on the latter they are arguably no worse than anything else). They want these missles so they can basically force the rest of the world to do what they want. Basically "hey give us this, or we'll kill millions of people, and perhaps even set off a chain of events that will destroy the world".

The issue isn't the same as say Pakistan toting a Warhead around on a camel, it's a situation where they are demonstrating guidance systems sufficient to get one of those missles to the US, or arguably anywhere else they want it to land. That becomes a problem.

Thus it's not in our interests to let them succeed, or to take them out of the picture should they ever truely develop/test that technology.

That said, the reason why EVERYONE doesn't agree, is for the same reason everyone didn't agree about Iraq. It's a competition, and there is money to be made from these tiny third world nations. For example when we put sanctions on Iraq, that allowed nations like France to charge more money for needed goods since they weren't supposed to sell them. The back door trade hidden behind things like "the oil for food program" making those who were violating the sanctions insanely profitable.

The thing is though that just as we were surprised when we went into Iraq and caught France, we'd probably be surprised at who has been dealing with North Korea behind our backs.

Ultimatly we're pretty much the only group playing more or less fairly, and that's why it's a big deal.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying America is saintly by any stretch of the imagination. It's mostly a matter of degrees. We're also paying a stiff price for not doing what is nessicary to stay on top, and frankly one of the things we need to do is make sure the world fears us, and realizes that yes, if we need to, we WILL use our military to full capacity.

North Korea is doing what it's doing largely because it doesn't believe the US will actually do anything to stop it. By not squashing them we ultimatly encourage the rest of the world to do the same thing. Arguably North Korea is behaving this way because they look at how we started this stupid police action in Iraq which did nothing, and how Iran is building nukes while we effectively say "stop, or we'll say stop again", and other nations simply use USA lead embargos as an excuse to increase their own trade.

All politics aside, we squish North Korea, the world will make a lot of noise, but in the end people are going to again have respect for America and realize that yes, we are going to do what is nessicary to protect our spot as king of the hill, and there is only so far we're going to allow ourselves to be pushed.

Going by responses I've received here, people seem to think for example that the US is weak and NEEDS military support from the rest of the world to do anything. The globe needs a remihnder that we do things like that for humanitarian reasons (to try and minimize the cost of human life through occupation and gradual adaption), not because we have no choice. In looking at the smouldering ruins of say North Korea the world will probably gain a newfound respect for what we have been trying to do, given the demonstration of the obvious alternative and less humanitarian methods to maintain the current global status quo. :)

Apologies about the length, and I probably didn't articulate all of that especially well.

I don't expect many people to nessicarly agree with me, as I've said before, I'm a militant and there just aren't that many Militant Americans at the moment, which from my perspective is part of the problem. >:)

The more militants you have, the more wary/respectful people are in relation to you, and the less likely it becomes that you actually have to cut those sentiments loose on people. Of course when the militants disappear effectively, things go to pot.

You can't speak softly and carry a big stick, without the big stick. The idea is that when speaking softly doesn't work, you wallop the crap out of whomever your dealing with. If you speak softly, and then speak softly some more, and then again ad-infinium, it doesn't work. Nobody respects a big stick gathering dust in a closet somewhere that has become only a hypothetical possibility. Especially if that closet is locked and your basically saying that if your soft speaking doesn't work, you'll get your key, unlock the closet, and begin dusting off your stick, so maybe you might wallop someone with it, assuming it hasn't rotted away. :p
 

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North Korea Launched The Rocket! [http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/04/04/north.korea.rocket/index.html]