Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I don't think so. What about Ultrajoe? Are you saying you're better than her?

Eyes are awesome.

 

[i never thought so]

Objection: I'm blind.

I couldn't think of something else to say.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You say that, but I'm sure you could have.

Derailing derailed threads is fun as hell!

 

[i never thought so]

Objection: never heard of it therefore i can't find it fun

I'm sitting down.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION! Your reclining

I'm drunk after an amazing 18th birthday

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION! It wasn't your 18th birthday. I'd hate to break it to you, but I will. You are actually 19 but you're so stupid you got held back a year and no one had the heart to tell you.

I'm screwed.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are nailed. To a stick. I saw what happened. It was funny as hell.

Nothing works anymore.

 

[i never thought so]

Objection: my computer is working

everyone's going to die someday.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
That day is today.
*sets up bomb in Earth's core*
Kiss yo ass goodbye!

You should never kiss ass.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
It gets me places.

celebrities suck.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They die so nicely.

Cleaning up sucks.

 

[atv_chic_18]

OBJECTION!
You should be best friends with celebrities in hopes that they give you free swag and other things

Watching movies is fun!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Watching movies is relaxing, sex is fun.

The internet should never have been invented.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
Where else would we get our porn from?

I should be made dictator of Britain.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'm already the dictator of the world. You pretending to rule the UK wouldn't change that.

Nothing can stand before the might of orange peels!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! According to your avatar, you hate everything. We can't trust someone like that as head of anything.

I should go to bed at a reasonable time tonight.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'd just leave me to be bored? You monster.

I should attend church with my family tomorrow.

 

[chefassassin2]

What, and be struck by lightning walking through the door?

I should call my mom.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Do you have some kind of strange desire to have your ears talked off?

I should go get stuff to fix my car.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Trying to figure out when it's going to break down is the fun part.

I should sharpen my knives.