Objection!!!!!

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Neonbob

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OBJECTION!
You would probably get lost in the dust if they sped up.
[sup]See what I did there? :p[/sup]

What if your feelings didn't matter?
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!!! Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to screw up where I'm posting!!
and you mean my feelings do matter?? Cool.

My feelings matter.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
...FUCKILY DOO DAH!...hate doing that. >:-(
And they matter to you and your shrink.

Avoiding death is a good plan.
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! Avoiding death just means you're not focusing on the good Stuff.(I meant that to have a capital S)

What if I were in the Matrix, and unplugged so as to live in the real world?
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
They should be slammed together in an explosion of awesomeness!

I am brilliant.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
It would also make it hotter. Hot bread is not good. And...I'm going to hate myself for this pun...but:
You have some buns in your oven! What have you been doing?
*coughs up blood*
Fuck...shouldn't have...hung...out with...Max...so much...I've...picked up his...weaknessesssssssss...
*passes out*

You should call an ambulance.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
Call a helicopter at this point.
*spleen falls out*
Wow...that pun must have been really bad...

[small]This kind of text is awesome[/small]
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! I'm still trying to figure it out, so it's not awesome until I do.

I'll call that helicopter now. But I'm keeping the spleen as a trophy.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
Heeyy...I needed that...
[ small ]...[ small ]
also
[ sup ] ... [ /sup ]
Without the spaces.

These tags are fun.
 

chefassassin2

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Objection!! I'm having way too much fun with these.


And you were the one that let it fall out of you from making that terrible, horrible pun, ye bastard! Mine now! If you're nice I can give it to you later.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
Fuck! I have a hard time being nice.

I just got to an even number!
6300!
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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OBJECTION!
If you drink, you might lose my spleen...and as I said earlier, I need that.

Stabby stabby time is fun.