Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if you're an engineer!

Cars are fun to blow up.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Cars are satisfactory, trucks are awesome to blow up.

It's too nice out to be stuck in my kitchen.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Outside is scary and unhealthy.

Monster trucks are fun to watch.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Monster truck rallies are fun to watch. Monster trucks themselves just sit there.

Gatorade is better than Powerade.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Ga[sup]aaa[/sup]to[small]or[/small]a[sup]aa[/sup]de!

That looks cool.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! That looks stupid. And by stupid I mean awesome!

I look good in my chef's whites.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You look great!

Food is always good to have.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! When being chased by bears, food is a liability, as it's incentive for them to keep chasing you.

Swimming is a great way to stay in shape.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's a better way to avoid drowning.

Fast music is the best kind.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Slow music is what allowed me to touch a girl in seventh grade.

Miley Cyrus needs to just go away already.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
She needs to be eliminated already.

Disney sucks.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Disney needs to apoogize for and stop making teenybopper crap, but Disneyworld can stay, it's actually pretty fun.

The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror is Awesome!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is terrifying. And funny to listen to the little kids scream.

My way of making them scream is better.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Your way is too inhumane to be better.

Pepsi's better than coke.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Coke has more of a bite.

Hot weather is no fun.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! When the weather gets hot, the pretty girls wear less.

Cold weather is no fun.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
When it's cold, I can be outside more often.

Frisbees are better with a razor sharp edge.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Little spikes all around is more fun.

Puncture wounds suck!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
They blow.

Leeches suck.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They bleed. Badly sometimes.

Grease fires are fun.