Objection!!!!!

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Grease fires are a *****!


Zombie_Fish has entered the building.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He has dug up the floor and found my body stash.
...they had all better be there when I go again. There were 293 at last count.

The smell is nice.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! The smell is overwhelming!

my catering server needs to shut the hell up.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You need to stop bitching about him.

That paperclip assisstant thing on Microsoft Word is really annoying.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It was INCREDIBLY ANNOYING AND I HOPE THE DESIGNER OF THE THING DIED OF TESTICULAR CANCER.

That is a perfectly reasonable reaction.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
It's a universal reaction, so it's much better than reasonable.

That's just a load of bullsh*t that I made up off the top of my head.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It was not bullsh*t. It was bullshit. We don't censor here.

Earth is not permanent.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Earth will always be right here. (Points to heart.)

I have to cook for a bunch of priests right now.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You should cook them. Holy men always taste good.

I should take earth away from everyone.
*eyes chefassassin*
You might get to keep your heart...since you gave me back my spleen...

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You've done that 25 times already, doesn't it get boring?

Neonbob really should get around to nuking those whales.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I...I have been. But they're starting to hide better. The last whale I saw had been living in a suburbia for the past twelve years and had a successful business. If I hadn't seen water drip off of them, I never woulda known.

Rargh.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
That is not a statement.

Trolling isn't nice.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is retarded and annoying and an offense punishable by death.

This statement is true.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
It's false.

This statement isn't true.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is paradoxial when taken in conjunction with the previous post. Therefore, by providing this paradox, it can be proven true at certain things.

I is logical.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! You is nonsensical.

I is taking a break.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You is taking a leave of absence.

It is fun to talk like that for a bit.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
No it isn't. You're just continuing a stereotype (I think, I'm not entirely sure which one).


Statement:
Cthuulhu will come back.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He never went away. He just went into the sea until we let him slip from our minds.

Derailment is fun.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
It is awesome.


Statement:
No one will ever be able to post a nonsequiter response to this statement.