Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
If the dinosaurs returned and decided to hold congress, many large penguins would be served.

That works.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
It works too well. Nice job.

Statement:
Religion will inevitably destroy itself.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Religion will destroy itself and everyone else as well.

Paper clips are fun to fling.

 

[MasterStratus]

OBJECTION!
They could poke someone's eye out. And that's awesome, not fun.

Derailing a thread is bad.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only if it's too quick and too much...or if Daye says so.

He earned respect there.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! No, you're right I guess he did.

My chicken turned out beautifully!!

 

[MasterStratus]

OBJECTION!
It looks like a retarded squirrel.

My dachshund is awesome.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is a puntable.

Gunshots hurt.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Gunshot WOUNDS hurt.

I like cake.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You like EATING cake.

Air is tasty.

 

[prinxess]

OBJECTION!
Air is revolting.

I have hair on my head.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is in your head. I put it there.

I made people.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! You made peopley-looking things.

I'm running out of crap to say.

 

[prinxess]

OBJECTION!
No, the crap is running you!

It's 1:24am in Ireland.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's booze time there.
Yeah, bad stereotypical joke. Shush.

I will return to the other parts of the forum eventually.

 

[prinxess]

OBJECTION!
You will stay here forever.

It's my birthday in 9 days.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's your birthday soon. I don't know when...
*checks profile page*
I'll be damned. It is...what? That was a normal thing to do!

Flattery is nice.

 

[prinxess]

OBJECTION!
Flattery is wonderful.

You post too much.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Indigo_Dingo is higher than me...and I have no life. Shush, you pink animal

My ego is not out of control.

 

[prinxess]

OBJECTION!
Your ego isn't, but you are.

My name begins with J.