Objection!!!!!

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!
Rolling boulders downhill at people is fun.

Flowers are beautiful.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION only if your wife/girlfriend says so I wouldn't know if it was or not

1000 posts doesn't really change much

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It changes a couple of things. I think people take you more seriously.

I should be asleep.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

Then you would miss the first day of June.

I am back from Fredericton!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are back, and that's all that matters!

You should have brought souvenirs.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

Souvenirs are expensive! But I did finally get a second 360 controller. Been meaning to do that for a while.

Game companies should include two controllers with every console!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They should include four.

I need to actually play some games tomorrow...

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

Why aren't you playing them now?

Rain sucks, especially when combined with wind.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Rain is awesome.
[sup]And I'm addicted to this site...I cannot leave! [/sup]

Binders make good pincers.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

I can never get them to work on my opponents!
[sup]I know, I actually missed this over the weekend! Sad, really.....[/sup]

Rainn Wilson will be forever typecast as a nebishy, nerdy villain type.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
That's what he should be!
[sup]I'm afraid of what I've become...getting back on here was more appealing to me than playing Rock Band 2 with my little brother today...oh god...[/sup]

I should know who that is...

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

You should know that is Dwight from The Office!
[sup]Well, I had nothing better to do, so I guess I got that excuse...[/sup]

Steve Carell is a better boss than Ricky Gervais!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
No way. Ricky is much funnier.
[sup]Nice. I'm going to bed now...see you tomorrow![/sup]

Pride goes before a giant pincushion.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! When you have no pride, it goes nowhere.

I'm working the deli today.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are manning the deli station! And in communist _____, the deli works you!

I am having fun.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION! You can't have fun.

I have a nice body.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are carrying one around, yes, but your body is the epitome of mediocre

Splitting words is fun.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Splitting bones is funner!!

I love eating cake.

 

[i never thought so]

objection! you hate eating cake that has been in crap.

my objection is right.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I say it is left! And I am right!

Explosions are fun!