Objection!!!!!

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! You are the One.

I am the Two.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are the second!

I have a foot.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! You have what I allow you to have.

I broke my finger.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You smashed your finger.

I've got a blister.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! It's budding clone.

I think I just broke the oven.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
The oven broke itself!

I have been gone for too long.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You were never gone!
[sup]see my response to the what if for the explanation why.[/sup]

I have to finish dinner.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You should finish making dinner.
[sup]D'awwww...also, what part of me did you have implanted in your heart? I want it back. I need my parts.[/sup]

Cats make good footballs.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Babies are better.
[sup]if you need your parts so badly, quit wasting them on puns. giving it back was a kindness.[/sup]

I like women who wear high-heels.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You like women. End.
[sup]But...I didn't make a pun that time...and my spleen was already given back.[/sup]

Mulch sucks.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION

Beer sucks

Oprah is a really annoying woman
[sup]whats up[/sup]

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Oprah's an annoying...thing. Not quite sure what to charahterize her as.
[sup]Good point, Neon. I apologize, and you can have the valve back with my apologies.[/sup]

Jack Daniels is a douchebag in the morning.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He is a dick. Not a douche.
[sup]Hi Void! How are you?[/sup]

I have seen things that no-one ever should.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! My mom is not that bad naked!
[sup] That's right. I went there. Who wants some?[/sup]

I love my dog.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You care deeply for your dog. If you truly loved it, that would be a bit disturbing.
[sup]I'd take you up if I wasn't spoken for.[/sup]

The fatality game is brutal fun!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! The fatality game is vital to your health!

I gashed my hand open something fierce about ten minutes ago, and it's still bleeding.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are still leaking blood? Awesome. Please make a sauce now!

Blood tastes great.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! It's a little bland by itself. Add a little rosemary and demi-glace, you got a killer sauce!

I actually think I might need stitches.
[sup] Actually, yeah I really do need to go get stitches. 'Night guys, see ye tomorrow.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You should go get them, then. Remember to clean up your keyboard when you get back!

We'll miss ya!

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
I have not interacted with chefassassin2 enough to really care.

Statement:

I just started a flame war didn't I?