Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
College humor says no.

Despite all appearances to the contrary, you actually enjoy my nonsense.

 

[eelel]

OBJECTION
no we don't

I type good.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION you type well and by that I mean no you don't

I love correcting other's mistakes

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

You didn't like it when I corrected your mistake, so how can you like doing it to others? Isn't that the golden rule or some other thing they spouted on about on Barney?

I scored a perfect on Obstacle 1 in Hard mode on my first try today.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION

I don't know what your talking about

[sup]And yes it's hypocrisy the most amazing thing since sliced bread[/sup]

I hate being corrected

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You love being corrected. You really ought to correct that.

I had an English Exam today.

 

[i never thought so]

Objection: you skipped it.

I know me better than anyone else knows me.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
Mother knows best.

My avatar's Rorscach from Watchmen.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Your avatar is Rorschach from Watchmen. (missed an H in there)


I got 9 stitches in my hand last night.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You had to get ten.
[sup]How's the hand, by the way?[/sup]

I'm an investigator.

 

[jackanderson]

OBJECTION!

Your profile pic shows that you are really an animal cruelty supporter.

I'm going to die before I hit 25 due to suicide caused by depression.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Not if I can do anything to prevent it!!
[sup]Hey Neon, the hand's all right. Ugly, but closed up, thanks.[/sup]

I'm going to have a ***** of a time typing with one injured hand.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You're just going to make someone else do it.

We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D; We are the D!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Only Jack Black and K.G are the D!!

Now I want some kielbasa.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Objection!
You want a cheese sandwich. Possibly with a bit of kielbasa.

I'm 6ft tall.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! you are about 1/20 inch taller that 6 ft.

I hate bleu cheese.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You have never seen it. You have only ever seen green cheese.

I love cheese.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! You love the idea of cheese, and enjoying the thing itself is a fairly nice perk.

I love monkeys.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You don't like baboons. They smell weird.

I'm random.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Molecular collisions are random. You're just weird.

I'm a tenth-level paladin.