Objection!!!!!

[Rorschach II]

OBJECTION!

Explosions are not fun unless you make them yourself!


I think that the guy who will comment after this is a really swell guy....

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It could be a really swell gal.

It wasn't a gal that responded though.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Are you sure? Someone may have hopped on your computer while you were away...

Paranoia is completely normal.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! There is no paranoia, they really are after me!

I'm learning Spanish from my prep cooks.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're trying. You may not actually be learning anything, though.

Jobs are not really fun.

 

[world_of_dragons]

OBJECTION!!

Tell that to people that get to drive around in expensive cars for a living

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
That blankness is mine! How dare you steal it!

Fun is kicking puppies.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Punting them is way more satisfying!

Real joy comes from eating small children.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
The killing of small children is actually even better!

Football is fun to watch sometimes.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Watching the cheerleaders is fun.


I'm trying my damndest to make S'more brulees.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
No one ever tries their damndest.

Damndest isn't a real word.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! I said it, it must be a real word.

The Konami code was a brilliant invention.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
Binary FTW!

I'm posting in a thread called Objection!!!!!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! It's not the only thread you're posting in!

My executive chef keeps insisting on talking at me while I'm trying to cook.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
He's doing that whilst you're posting on this site.

I just posted a funny picture with some text as well in the thread Scenes We'd Like To See.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It was entertaining...but I wanna step on that cat.

I'm not sure what to do next.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You know you're going to go on a murderous rampage next. I know it to.

I've had two exams today.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You've had three. One was being sneaky.

Nap time.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
Hammer time!

Common sense tells me that I'm awesome!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
My sixth sense tells me your more epic.

I am the one.