Objection!!!!!

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
Your a 100th level paladin.

I have the mental age of a two year old.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Your mental age is more likely to be 15.
[sup]Good to hear, Chef![/sup]

I have been away tooooo long.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You have been away tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long.

I'm sober.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're stone cold nuts and sober. Remember to describe your condition completely.

Driving without mirrors is fun.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
It's awesome! =D

But never drive without wheels.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Unless you have tank treads.
[sup]thanks Neon[/sup]

I loves chicken!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You love eating chicken. Hopefully, you're not the chickenfucker. That would be odd. Even here.
[sup]We need your additional babble here, you know[/sup]

Summer camps suck.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Without summer camps I wouldn't have had so much fun discovering girls I'd rarely get to see again.
[sup] Mmmmmmm...summer camp makeout sessions.[/sup]

Football teams eat a ton of food.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They eat pounds of food. I don't think tons would be accurate.
[sup]heh. You rascal, you [/sup]

Girls are fun.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

Girls are the root of all evil. Girls = Time. Time = Money. Money = root of all evil. Ergo, Girls = Root of all evil. QED, bitches!
[sup]And still I go crazy for 'em.[/sup]

I have way too much time on my hands.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You don't have enough time! You know you wanna be playing games.
[sup]And if that's the case, my girl is evil, too! We make such a good match![/sup]

Neo recently went Gonzo and I didn't notice!

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION
You didn't care to notice
[sup]You terrible man[/sup]

I should be getting that English done

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You should be staying with us!
[sup]But really, get your ass to work [/sup]

I must climb a mountain.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

Mountain climbing is hard.
[sup]It's OK Bob, I barely noticed myself. But still it's nice to join the club after almost a year.[/sup]

English is the easiest subject in school. It's 90% bullshit.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION

Class time is 90% Bullshit. Assignments take time and research, or at least they do in Alberta

[sup]Research show's it's the toughest education system in Canada, and it sucks, but at least I managed to get my first 500 words up while my internet had crashed[/sup]

Improve speeches are fun if you like bullshitting

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

They are, but I object to your objection! I completely bullshitted a book report on a novel I didn't even read in university, and I still got a B+ on it!
[sup]Nice work. But you should be able to get more than that in the crashed internet time frame.....[/sup]

I probably could have gotten an A if I actually read the book.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION

You don't know how you would''ve done

[sup]I would but I have to also reread the book too so it's slow moving.[/sup]

Required literature is boring literature

 

[i never thought so]

objection: you got 8 the doctor forgot one.

I have an exam on Friday.

 

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!
You'l be exam'd on Friday

I'm dieing of thirst.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I think the knife in your eye has more to do with it.

I'm invisible.