Objection!!!!!

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION
I can see your avatar

It's Science time in Canada today

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Canadians need no science!! Thay have moose!

I'm at work, and I think I might stab my prep cook.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You WILL stab your prep cook. Khorne demands it.

Uneasiness with a woman is never a good feeling.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Uneasiness is kinda cute to women. Thay want to make you feel good and comfortable.
[sup]before they bite your head off. Hey Neonbob, what's happening?[/sup]


You will kneel before Zod!!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
No! I know what he wants from me while I'm on my knees! Never Again!
*pulls out kryptonite knife*
[sup]Not much. Just enjoying my last free day. You?[/sup]

You will curbstomp before Joe!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! I never curbstomp without good reason.
[sup]Nice! I'm just catering for a bunch of wannabe priests. Must...resist...urges to throw...uuughh...knife![/sup]

I won a battle on Genre Wars!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You probably won several.
[sup]No! Don't resist! Actually, do! I'm selling knives soon! They're really sharp! I'll get you some to throw.[/sup]

Bendy bendy knife is bad.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! My Filet knife is bendy bendy and very, very useful.
[sup] Stupid seminarians. Making me feel all guilty and judged. Pricks.[/sup]

Fish is yummy deepfried.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is delicious. Especially flounder.
[sup]Grr. How dare they.[/sup]

The shamwow is a piece of crap.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! The Shamwow is a humoungous waste of money!!
[sup]I know, right? Walking around with their bibles and uppity attitude.[/sup]

The Ove Glove is a brilliant invention.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is a big version of a hotpad...
[sup]I'll show them...one day they'll wake up in a pentagram made of their own offal! Or maybe I'll just egg their houses. Haven't decided which yet.[/sup]

Eggs are tasty.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Not if they're rotten!
[sup]I was just thinking that! Except egging their bus instead.[/sup]

I got a badge with a pawn on it.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's...it's not a pawn...I should stop before the secret is out.
[sup]Ah. Egg! Egg! Egg! That's a good chant. How's the hand?[/sup]

Cables come in handy.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Only during torture sessions.
[sup]Egg!Egg!Egg! That is good! Hand's ok, just really annoying. How's your day going?[/sup]


I like chicken curry.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You like eating it. I hope.
[sup]It's alright. Found out I failed a class for the second time, though. That wasn't fun.[/sup]

School is bleh.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Only if it's not culinary school.
[sup]Sorry dude, that's happened to me before, too. What class?[/sup]

Girls are good.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Women are good.
[sup]...pre-calc. And it might keep me from returning to school this fall. Really sucks.[/sup]

Frogs are fun.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Only when playing frog baseball.
[sup]Damn, dude, sorry to hear it. For me it was baking. Had to appeal to the school and everything, since the instructor was a douche.[/sup]


My feet hurt.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Your feet, toes, and legs hurt.
[sup]Yeah...it's really bad because I'm trying to study to be an engineer. Gulp[/sup]

Math is evil.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Math isn't evil, it's the theory of mathematics which is the evil one.
[sup]Ouch. Just ouch.[/sup]


Baking is hard.