Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You should buy new ones made of lasers.

I should avoid hitting dogs in my car.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION!
A dog on the street is a painted target

I should stop downloading things my hard drive is filling up too fast

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You should just get a bigger hard drive.

I should do the same.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! YOU should just buy a new, backup computer.

I should eat something at some point today.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Eating someone is even better >

Never Never land should be bombed.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! never Never Land should be bombed only after captain hook and the other pirates are taken away.

What if I knew how to do that typing thing where it's normal sized but underneath is teeny-tiny lettering?

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You got mixed up as hell!
and it's
[ sup ]...[ /sup ] without spaces.

I'm a good teacher.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION
Your a terrible athlete

I love vice

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You love vices. Plural. I know your habits. You are my lawyer, after all.

The original game was great.

 

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!!!
The sequel was slightly better.

Cats are edible

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
So are dogs and kids.
And kids are tastiest.

Nothing is better than the tears of innocence.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION
only if you skin them first

Rats on the other hand...

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Rats make a tasty snack.

My sous-chef is awesome!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'm more awesome.

My ego is clearly within check.

 

[chefassassin2]

OBJECTION!!!!!! It's clearly out of control. And that's ok, because you're swell.

My ego could use a good stroke now and again.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'm sure you want more than your ego stroked. But probably by a lady.

You people are fun.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Who said we're all people. No but seriously, Objection!! We're also cute and pretty epic.


I hate people.

 

[Lost In The Void]

OBJECTION!

You hate dumb people

I hate a stupid question asked by a stupid person, and the question's answer has been explained multiple times

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You don't hate them. They taste too good for you to hate them.

Lemurs are awesome.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION! They're little monkeys that fly around flinging poo at you. Not cool.

Hedgehogs are truly cool.