Objection!!!!!

[prinxess]

OBJECTION!
All boys except me.

My hair is blonde.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is clear. You just dye it.

I have no conscience.
[sup]come on, you've never though of punting one of those tiny little dogs when you see them? Be honest, now. [/sup]

 

[prinxess]

OBJECTION!
You and your neibhbor have no conscience!

The name Jake begins with the letter J.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It begins with G. You people just screwed with it.

Baseball is not fun to watch.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
EDIT:...okay...what the flying hell? Do we have another troll issue here?
Troll was deleted! Yaaaay!

The mods here are great.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

The mods here are awesome!

Tim Hortons puts nicotine in all their coffee.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He puts pure epicness into their coffee.

I am going to be up late tonight.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

I am up late every night. That's what happens when you work at 3PM.

That Shaft is one bad mother....

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He's one bad father! His kid feels so neglected.

I rely on you and a few other people to entertain me online.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

I'm not that good of entertainment! I'm just a snarky Canuck with some bad pop culture references!

I could get a job writing for Family Guy at that rate.

 

[prinxess]

OBJECTION!
You could star in Family Guy at that rate.

I am a male.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are unspecified!

Urbandictionary is a good way to prevent permanent mental scarring.

 

[prinxess]

OBJECTION!
Everyone likes permanent mental scarring. AWAY with you!

I am unspecified.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are somewhat unspecified. Your name is Jake, after all.

I have no faith in humanity.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
Faith is a wide word.

i need more drugs

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You want more drugs. But you shouldn't take them, because we like you more when you're off them.

Life is better weird.

 

[goatzilla8463]

OBJECTION!
if life was weird everything would go wrong...probably.

men in leather coats scare me.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They make you wary. Which is good.

I should sleep soon.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!
I thought you were asleep already.

Statement:
Time is on my side.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Time is pretending to be on your side. You'll see...just wait a while, then tell me it's still on your side.

Soda is good.