Obscure Gaming Quotes

[kidwithxboxlive]

This is a hard one to get:
"My Dick is stuck in a tomato ketchup bottle. Please help!"
SIDE NOTE: THIS IS ON A GAME WHICH HAS INTERNET INGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HINT 1: COUZEEN!

 

[Taddy]

Character 1: Hey! Who are you!? What are you doing back here?
Character 2: What am i doing here? What are you doing here?
Character 1: What?
Character 2: Do you have any idea how dangerous it is here?
Character 1: Dangerous?
Character 2: Get out of here now! Before it blows!
Character 1: Blows? Wha--
Character 2: RUN!
Character 1: Alright! (Makes a run for the door)

Best moment in that game.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"A guy decided he was gonna make a million, opened up a restraunt that serves rats. Rats in a cream sauce, rat flambe, deep fried rat, with bonemeal gravy, lemon rat, with wild rice, and rat ragu with powdered deer penis."
I think this one is pretty easy but let us see.

Oblivion!

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"What are you doing in my evil vision!?"
"I'm just making a sandwich"
"For cryin' out loud! Be gone minion!"

 

[Sapphire_Blue]

"Hey, watch out!" (most should get this one)
"How the hell did you ever survive ten years" (little harder)
"I'll never forget what my father told me when I was 6 years old. Sometimes all you have are a bullet and a prayer. Wise words." (I'll be surprised if people get that one)

Is that last one from Red Faction Guerrilla? There's at least a similar one:

"I'll never forget what my dad said to me on my fifth birthday. Sometimes all you have is a bullet and a prayer. Don't miss. Words to live by."

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"There are no insects crawling anywhere. Not on your body, not in your hair, not on your clothes"

 

[astrav1]

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

Sacrifice. (I cheated, by the way.)

That's what I got too. Google works.

No cheating, you bastards!

Well, I guess I'll think up another one... Hmmm...

"'You're both... FRENCH!'
'WE SURRENDER! AAAAAH!'"

SONOFABITCH! I know this game. The one with the shark launchers and such. I want to say it's called Total Annihilation?. A hint? I remember seeing an X-Play review of it.

 

[Aidinthel]

Character 1: Hey! Who are you!? What are you doing back here?
Character 2: What am i doing here? What are you doing here?
Character 1: What?
Character 2: Do you have any idea how dangerous it is here?
Character 1: Dangerous?
Character 2: Get out of here now! Before it blows!
Character 1: Blows? Wha--
Character 2: RUN!
Character 1: Alright! (Makes a run for the door)

Best moment in that game.

Mass Effect 2, during Thane's loyalty mission.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

"Enemy forces are approaching Ganymede Base. Cyborg Armor Units gear up for battle."

If anyone gets this one without cheating, I will be shocked.

only thing i can thing of is this top down shooter set on ganymede that i found on gametap dont recall the name though

It was actually a sidescrolling shooter, and as another hint, it was on a 16 bit console.

[sub]I really want to see someone get this quote. The game was awesome, but I've never met anyone who played a physical copy of it that wasn't the one currently sitting in my closet.[/sub]

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

May the light have mercy, for I will not
bonus points for the character who says it

If the guy who guessed Arthas from the Warcraft series is wrong, I'm going to guess that it's from the Wheel of Time game, although I have no idea what character would have said it. I never got to play it, and it's set in it's own time period, separate from the books.

 

[Cooperblack]

I'm guesssing Keldorn Firecam from BGII.

 

[Daft Sikes]

"Oh my God [name withheld] a bomb!"
*sounding completely uninterested* " A bomb?"

 

[Jefw]

character one: "No! I'm unarmed!
YOUR SOUL WILL BE AS CURSED AS MINE!" *umph*

protagonist: "This is for Jenny..."

*brainsplosion ensues*

 

[CleverCover]

Character 1: Hey! Who are you!? What are you doing back here?
Character 2: What am i doing here? What are you doing here?
Character 1: What?
Character 2: Do you have any idea how dangerous it is here?
Character 1: Dangerous?
Character 2: Get out of here now! Before it blows!
Character 1: Blows? Wha--
Character 2: RUN!
Character 1: Alright! (Makes a run for the door)

Best moment in that game.

Mass Effect 2: Thane's mission I think.

Ooh! I have one! I wonder if people will get it.

It's right after the first battle:

Character A: Well, well, still going on adventures with that scaredy-cat girl, huh?
Character B: That voice....it couldn't be...
Character A: Yup it is! And I helped myself to all the treasure!

Bonus cookies for whoever gets the characters.

 

[Aelfric Raven]

"Name"
"Job"
"Bye"

All from the same game, and from the same character.

They even make fun of that in-game.

 

[Jefw]

"My friends are my power!"

"This guy is un-fuckin-believable."

"Why so serious?"

Second one is from The Ripper,
Saw the spoony review by any chance?

 

[LogicNProportion]

Guy 1: "Okay. Well, theoretically speaking, right? Would a moose have sex with me if I gave it ten million dollars?"

Guy 2: "Well, that's a lot of money..."

Guy 1: "So? Would it?"

Guy 2: "I guess it would depend on the moose."

Guy 2: "If it was a genetically altered moose with the brain-power equal to a human, and capable of speech, I'd have to say yes>'

Guy 1: "Okay, now where would I find such horny, naughty mooses-es?"

Guy 2: "Hmmmm...Sweden, most likely. And everyone knows that Swedes are open-minded when it comes to sex. Cross-species sex, too, I'm sure."

Guy 1: "Yeah, those filthy Swedes. Heheh. God bless em."

I looked on Google, VERY FEW links to this one.

As if you were okay with typing this into your search bar...

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

WHERES MAH MASK BEOTCH?!!

I paraphrased a bit, but I'll give you a hint:

full of nightmare fuel, came out in 2000, was a 1st party nintendo game. less annoying then it's predecessor.

Oh, I think the quote above me is from Bad company... not sure though.

 

[tlozoot]

"Get in the bag, future criminal."

 

[RetroKid]

Ready,1,2,3, FUZZY PICKLES!!!

Shouldn't be too hard.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Ho Ho Ho, I got a Machine Gun!"

WHERES MAH MASK BEOTCH?!!

I paraphrased a bit, but I'll give you a hint:

full of nightmare fuel, came out in 2000, was a 1st party nintendo game. less annoying then it's predecessor.

Oh, I think the quote above me is from Bad company... not sure though.

(looks at avatar) ............may need another hint.