*SMACK*Internet Kraken said:Hey I know how to cure swine flu.
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Don't worry, you've got a few days until you piss out your kidneys, you can come over and cough on me before then.Wouldukindly said:Goddammit don't say that out loud...*begins bleeding from eyes*...I hate you.Ironic said:Let's just hope no-one slows down the kill rate of Ebola and passes round a nice airborne strain huh?
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Haha, cheap shot...but so funny!Internet Kraken said:Hey I know how to cure swine flu.
[spoiler:Here's how]Use Oinkment[/spoiler]
Yep. I thought I had heard they went to five, even though their website said four. Just didn't want to scare.The Grey Wolf said:Disturbing news:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8025931.stm
Level 5.
+1 constitution, +1 strength, +1 rate of killing.
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England have it cos some dick honeymooners went to Cancun where the main problem is. Silly burgers. Then a girl in the south west of england contracted it somehow and they've had to shut her school down. People in London and Edinburgh have got it. Haha, I'm right in the middle of them both.The Grey Wolf said:I'm not really very aware with the others diseases but from the looks of it this one is spreading really fast. Only 2 days ago it was secluded to Mexico and U.S.A and now it's in Europe, Australia, Russia and New Zealand already?
That's way too fast.
It killed tons of people in Mexico just like that. I really hope it doesn't kill more and that the people casualties were weakened or elderly people but it looks bad compared to those.
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What about all those people who are now going to have to pay cancellation fees on their holiday flights out of paranoia surrounding the soon-to-be-pandemic.Froobyx said:England have it cos some dick honeymooners went to Cancun where the main problem is. Silly burgers. Then a girl in the south west of england contracted it somehow and they've had to shut her school down. People in London and Edinburgh have got it. Haha, I'm right in the middle of them both.
New Zealand have it cos of some school kids going to some place in Mexico.
But it's summer in a few months, so I guess it might die down a little bit and give all the big health guys chance to make vaccinations and stuff.
Well, the main reason to lock up the other 11 threads about the same topic is because they're very similar and can easily be merged. I mean, if you could take almost a dozen threads about the same topic and put them into one, it seems like a good decision, right?The Grey Wolf said:Sorry to bring this up for bringing it up for the second time, but on what basis is this thread the official one? The fact that the thread starter put an "Official" on it? (Not taking a swing at you Danny Ocean, just trying to understand someone's perception on it)
Furthermore why would the moderator lock up the previous 11 threads about it and make this one the true official one? I've read others that look alright and just as good as this one.
Is it because the person that started it is a escapist regular? Is that it?
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Damn you beat me to it!Avida said:![]()
Thought i'd get in here quick before anyone ninja's me - basically had people running around my school today saying the same things ¬_¬
This thread will be official if the mods decide it will be and lock all the rest of the threads about the same topic.painfull2006 said:ooooooo I wonder what makes it official? did pigs make it?![]()