Oh Dear.

[billybobby]

i get that some times wen say im talking to a few girls and then something happens that makes me seem weird/perverted....

 

[Timotei]

I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.

Seems a little morbid. I'm not sure if its common knowledge, but I have no idea what a Death.

Spoiler: The basics of a Death Note

[HEADING=1]The Five Basic Rules for Usage of a Death Note[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Rule #1[/HEADING]
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
[HEADING=3]Rule #2[/HEADING]
This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
[HEADING=3]Rule #3[/HEADING]
If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
[HEADING=3]Rule #4[/HEADING]
If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
[HEADING=3]Rule #5[/HEADING]
After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

 

[oppp7]

That kinda thing happens to me all the time, although I try to prepare for it...

 

[fedpayne]

Sick sense of humour? Not sure I follow.

Spilling coffee when my parents might be CROSS about it! Oh the irony!

 

[Energylegzz]

For about 2 years straight I couldn't open a bottle of Gatorade without it spilling all over me somehow. I felt cursed though I'm all better now. No more spillage...so far.

I had the same damn problem!! I had to make sure im wearing the same color shirt of the gatorade so if it does spill on me it wont be super visible.

 

[DanDeFool]

I remember one time, I was probably about 13-14 years old, I was dissassembling my dad's laptop for no reason other than to see what it was like inside. Yes, very stupid, I know. I did have experience building desktop computers, so I thought I could handle it.

Anyway, I soon discovered that laptop keyboards are tpyically attached to laptop mainboards via ribbon cables which are basically copper foil sandwiched between two layers of cellophane. I also discovered that said cables rip very easily.

Yeah, needless to say I've gotten very used to owning up to my stupid mistakes over the years.

 

[ae86gamer]

I was lighting paper on fire in my room one time (Don't ask why), and I accidentally dropped the paper on the floor. I had two options, either run to the bathroom and get a cup of water, or stamp it out... I stamped it out.

Now I have a black spot on my white carpet. XD

 

[The_Healer]

I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.

Seems a little morbid. I'm not sure if its common knowledge, but I have no idea what a Death.

Spoiler: The basics of a Death Note

[HEADING=1]The Five Basic Rules for Usage of a Death Note[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Rule #1[/HEADING]
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
[HEADING=3]Rule #2[/HEADING]
This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
[HEADING=3]Rule #3[/HEADING]
If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
[HEADING=3]Rule #4[/HEADING]
If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
[HEADING=3]Rule #5[/HEADING]
After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

So you had a "Death Note" on these people?
Well in that case I'm certainly coming to you to sort out the people I don't like.

[sub]Excellent...[/sub]

 

[KaiRai]

Alcohol made me think last night when I got in, it would be a tremendously good idea to change my flat tyre, and give my car a quick spin.

I got arrested, and am now losing my licence through drink driving, driving without a licence, and driving with no insurance.

And I couldn't even get my car back out the impound lot because the police didn't give me the correct documentation to get it out, meaning it's costing me an additional £60.

Conclusion? Alcohol is bad and when I finally get my licence back, any flat tyres will be left to the mercy of those little bastards that kept stealing my wheels.

 

[The_Healer]

And no, I use it to notes in English.

But were they your English teachers?
One original, one replacement after you killed the first?

I'm on to you.

snip

A Death Note is basically just a notebook.
But it kills folk.

Oh I'm sure you know all about it Max. You probably have 5.

I'm unsurprised you have nothing to say on topic though, you are after all perfect.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I do sometimes think life has a sick sense of humor. Two teachers at my school today suffered from heart attacks during classtime, one of which I witnessed myself. This is especially ironic to someone like me who owns a Death Note.

And no, I use it to notes in English.

Do you write your teacher's name in the heading for your notes?

If so, I blame you.

 

[The_Healer]

Alcohol made me think last night when I got in, it would be a tremendously good idea to change my flat tyre, and give my car a quick spin.

I got arrested, and am now losing my licence through drink driving, driving without a licence, and driving with no insurance.

And I couldn't even get my car back out the impound lot because the police didn't give me the correct documentation to get it out, meaning it's costing me an additional £60.

Conclusion? Alcohol is bad and when I finally get my licence back, any flat tyres will be left to the mercy of those little bastards that kept stealing my wheels.

Oh that has got to suck. I feel sorry for you.

Driving makes everything so much easier.

 

[Lexodus]

Ah, yes, life's cruel sense of humour. Like the day I spent trying to ask somebody out, but couldn't because whenever I ran into her, my stalker-at-the-time spotted me and I had to disappear (this was the really creepy one, who'd threaten my friends if she thought they liked me too much or were spending too much time with me) and then, when I finally got a moment, I steeled my courage, started to walk towards her, and then overheard another guy asking her out. She said yes.

 

[The_Healer]

Ah, yes, life's cruel sense of humour. Like the day I spent trying to ask somebody out, but couldn't because whenever I ran into her, my stalker-at-the-time spotted me and I had to disappear (this was the really creepy one, who'd threaten my friends if she thought they liked me too much or were spending too much time with me) and then, when I finally got a moment, I steeled my courage, started to walk towards her, and then overheard another guy asking her out. She said yes.

You have a stalker? Lucky, I want a stalker.

Otherwise, its just some time for unfair humiliation of the other guy. Just dwell on the fact that he doesn't have a stalker, that will impress the girl for sure.

 

[The_Healer]

I remember one time, I was probably about 13-14 years old, I was dissassembling my dad's laptop for no reason other than to see what it was like inside. Yes, very stupid, I know. I did have experience building desktop computers, so I thought I could handle it.

Anyway, I soon discovered that laptop keyboards are tpyically attached to laptop mainboards via ribbon cables which are basically copper foil sandwiched between two layers of cellophane. I also discovered that said cables rip very easily.

Yeah, needless to say I've gotten very used to owning up to my stupid mistakes over the years.

I cannot imagine that he was terribly impressed, although I think this is more your fault that life's.

 

[Pegghead]

Clean it out with more coffee! Or, if you aren't thick you could just use some water and a sponge.