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skitzo van

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This happened about a week ago, I was reading a book and a girl came up behind me and asked me, "Stephen, how do you spell your name?"

I said, "Stezq68705t3.14159265383979323"

she said," Why is your name like that?"

I said I'm mormon (but I'm really not)

she then asked her friend if he was mormon, and if they really spell their names with numbers.

He said he didn't know...


I almost shit myself laughing.
 

tahrey

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Re: Ultratwinkie

Yeah.... oops. It's kinda like that with this silly little edit box :D
May I offer you a doughnut to ease the pain while you breathe your last.

.... you shoulda seen the size of it first time out before I erased it. Well... I think. I have no idea how big it was, only being able to see, er... (*counts*) 8 lines at a time. Kind of like trying to use one of those Psion organisers to write an email.
 

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In the middle of a Year 12 Modern History lesson, after spending three months studying the Arab-Israeli conflict, while the Bombing of Gaza was taking place and was literally all over the news, a girl in my class asks, "What's Hamas?"

...Facepalm. I actually couldn't stop myself from saying, "Are you serious? ...Wow." Out of pure shock. And I used to think she was one of the smarter people in the class.
 

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Emilie Diabolica said:
danpascooch said:
Emilie Diabolica said:
Kimjira19 said:
Well. Some bisexuals, like myself, originally believe they are heterosexual. But then through some chain of events or maybe just coming to terms with their sexuality, they realize they have sexual desires for members of both sexes. I am only recently coming to terms with my feelings for another woman, after 19 years of life thinking I was just straight. my feelings are no choice, however, the woman I currently have these feelings for, while a lesbian, is not looking to get involved romantically with anyone right now, so I won't pursue her.

Furthermore, it is not easy, or fun to have such conflicting feelings. I also have very strong feelings for a guy I hang out with a lot. It is so painful/confusing sometimes for me. I wish I was just either straight or gay, none of this gray area stuff. :(
I feel ya. I'm in a serious relationship with a guy at the moment, but i've still got really strong feelings for a girl i'm friends with (been infatuated with her since highschool, dammit. She's bi but has no feelings for me besides friendship D: ). Sometimes all i want is to be straight, so i can be content with my boyfriend, but gah! it's so damn hard...

:(
I don't mean to be rude, and you probably can't shed any light on this, but do you have any idea how common it is for a person to be bisexual compared to the amount of people who are homosexual?

I have always wondered if homosexuality and bisexuality are about as common, or if bisexuality is much rarer.
I think bisexuality is a LOT more common than homosexuality in the 13-20 age bracket, then a lot less common after people hit 20ish.. That's usually when people properly finish adolescence and have a better sense of identity and a clearer idea of their gender preference.

*shrugs*

As i said in my big post before, i think bisexuality is so common in the teenage populous because it's used as a massive blanket term for people who are too confused to get off the fence and come out, people who are just experimenting but lack attraction to the same sex, and people who are genuinely attracted to both genders..
Oh, you did shed some light on it.

Well, thanks.
 

Emilie Diabolica

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tahrey said:
OK....

[small]I work in IT support, so these moments are common. In a 16+ college, no less, so a lot of the moments are from senior staff who teach reasonably complex subjects and Should Know Better. The facepalm comes close to drawing blood when you've had too much coffee and therefore have an all too clear recognition that these people have managed to get out of bed, and travel across town to do their job, whilst also clean, clothed and fed without help of a carer, and will do the same in reverse in the evening, including operating a cooker and the telly...

But they still can't turn on a powerpoint projector with the equivalent of a stick, an ass-finding radar, and a large-print sheet entitled "how to find your own ass" attached to the relevant item by a bit of string. Or in the case of one lovely lady who never ceases to amaze, still-can't insert a DVD into the computer and play it without inexplicably switching the whole system over to the entirely seperate set-top-style DVD player and fruitlessly mashing buttons on its remote. What I want to know is how she made the disc (or any of her powerpoints) in the first place, as it wasn't a commercial one... Major hand-eye-brain communication disconnect somewhere, I'm in awe of how you can get things so wrong when the correct method is both a heck of a lot easier AND spelled out for you. Obviously missed her calling - should have gone into local government instead and found a happy niche putting traffic lights on roundabouts that should have been built as grade seperated junctions in the first place, if the previous postholder hadn't blown all the earthworks and concrete money on signalised gyratories.

(The "correct" method being either... turn on the dvd player and eject the tray, as you would one at home. insert disc and close tray, as you would with a normal one. turn the projector (ie the "tv") to dvd channel, and away you go. As you would. Simply in this case the "tv" is 80 inches across. OR, if you're already using the PC... eject dvd tray. insert disc and close it. wait 10 seconds. press "OK" when it asks if you want to play the disc. sit back and watch. What's so hard?! If that's beyond you for god's sake don't try using a microwave or crossing a road.)

Mind you working in frontline education does seem to take it out of people mentally, and it's easy to mock when you're working instead in the equivalent position of the guy who flies a Hercules on supply runs over friendly territory and occasionally patches up a blood-splattered assault rifle whilst at the base camp, which jammed when the panicked ex-owner did something dippy with the safety catch.

On the flipside of that, the OP's description is (sadly) just highschool kids being exactly that. It was pretty much that way when I was in a similar classroom 12-ish years ago. The thickest ones also tend to have the most confidence (as they have no concept of their own shortcomings, but plenty of that of other people's; it's similar for the real semi-savant brainboxes, but they tend to sacrifice the necessary charisma that is the thickie's saving grace and true power), and the loudest opinions, so they become the natural ringleaders, regardless of how accurate the stuff coming out of their mouth is. Everyone else except for one or two "er, what?" dissenters go along out of peer pressure - either the ringleader's mates, or wanting to be in that circle, or to just avoid being beaten up by them. They don't actually know or even care what the truth is or which is the "right" side.

Luckily most will grow out of it, or at least, without that critical condensation nucleii, will not feel confident enough to speak up and cause trouble, and can go on to be productive and even advanced members of society. The former ringleaders soon find adult life outstrips the abilities that served them well in the cosseted school environment, and descend instead into various positions where they can't do much harm, though sadly this isn't _always_ the case (and "not much" is far from being "no" harm, but I'm talking on a national level). Or they too can evolve, have a moment of "wow, i'm being a twat" and grow into more balanced individuals. I occasionally had it bad just for being a bit geeky and inconfident, an obvious target (no need to be gay... particularly in a boys school). But as the perps stopped being kids, many of them lost the taste for it, some actually became friends in a wierd way, and a couple even came out.
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H O L Y...... F U C K.....

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You, sir, take the cake for the most monolithic, gigantic, humungous, outrageously HUGE wall'o'text i have seen in my entire life.

*passes out*
 

tahrey

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TotalRedninja13 said:
Emilie Diabolica said:
TotalRedninja13 said:
Danzaivar said:
Oh my god... Your THAT stupid?

Should be:

Oh my god...you're THAT stupid?

Honestly if you didn't rant about how this was in an English lesson I'd have left it. =P

On topic tho, you really should have pointed out that Hitler had a similar view on Homosexuals. Usually shuts people up when they realise they're pushing Nazism.
I agree. However: Oh my god... you're THAT stupid? should be: Oh my God... You're THAT stupid?
Putting the capital on 'god' isnt necessary unless you see the christian god as creator...

Just saying..
Yeah I suppose thats a valid point, but seeing as God is the creators name, surely that earns it the capital "G" same as my name has the capital "D". Names are supposed to start with a capital letter... aren't they? (Sarcasm. There, now no one has to point out I'm stupid for not knowing that names start with a capital letter. They do.)
I thought his name was YHWH? Or on the cross outside my local church, INRI, though that might have just been the Roman's nickname for Jesus. "God" seems to be something come up with out of convenience by the northwestern european translators, maybe to put in terms closer to what the indigenous heathens already knew. After all, it's Dieu in France, Dios in Spanish (Gott in German)... etc. A god is a spiritual being or figure of worship, it seems rather odd to co-opt the word as a name (like calling your pet "Dog"), though it is a useful way of putting the idea across that there's only one of them, even if "his" actual name is something else and has got literally lost in translation. Never lose sight of the fact that Jesus was Jewish, and his work seemed to be centred around reinforcing people's faith in the existing hebrew god - with the stated four-consonant name, and vowels to suit.

Though I suppose if I'm going down that road we then start having to question why the saints' names vary as you travel from nation to nation. How many variations on John and Peter can we find just for starters, including the general mangling they get in Welsh?
 

tahrey

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Emilie Diabolica said:
H O L Y...... F U C K.....

o______O

You, sir, take the cake for the most monolithic, gigantic, humungous, outrageously HUGE wall'o'text i have seen in my entire life.

*passes out*
Yay I win! Does I get cookie?
 

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you want stupid? im in the highest history and geographical studies classes and this fat bastard who wears pants below his arse and a mohawk asks me "Oi, wheres Canada?".

My cousin tries to show off to me that his taekwondo skill is remotely respectable (im a martial artist myself) and in doing so he did a high tornado kick with the intention of apparently hitting some 7" giant. since the kid has no balance and no skill, fell and cracked his ankle on the tar.

I tell my sisters friend's brother, not to go near my dog. because porkchop (my dog) evidently didnt like him. the idiot hit the dog on the nose because he thinks that makes dogs whimper. Porkchop bit down and crunched his arm.

i could go on all day. im surrounded by the infinity of stupidity.
 

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tahrey said:
TotalRedninja13 said:
Emilie Diabolica said:
TotalRedninja13 said:
Danzaivar said:
Oh my god... Your THAT stupid?

Should be:

Oh my god...you're THAT stupid?

Honestly if you didn't rant about how this was in an English lesson I'd have left it. =P

On topic tho, you really should have pointed out that Hitler had a similar view on Homosexuals. Usually shuts people up when they realise they're pushing Nazism.
I agree. However: Oh my god... you're THAT stupid? should be: Oh my God... You're THAT stupid?
Putting the capital on 'god' isnt necessary unless you see the christian god as creator...

Just saying..
Yeah I suppose thats a valid point, but seeing as God is the creators name, surely that earns it the capital "G" same as my name has the capital "D". Names are supposed to start with a capital letter... aren't they? (Sarcasm. There, now no one has to point out I'm stupid for not knowing that names start with a capital letter. They do.)
I thought his name was YHWH? Or on the cross outside my local church, INRI, though that might have just been the Roman's nickname for Jesus. "God" seems to be something come up with out of convenience by the northwestern european translators, maybe to put in terms closer to what the indigenous heathens already knew. After all, it's Dieu in France, Dios in Spanish (Gott in German)... etc. A god is a spiritual being or figure of worship, it seems rather odd to co-opt the word as a name (like calling your pet "Dog"), though it is a useful way of putting the idea across that there's only one of them, even if "his" actual name is something else and has got literally lost in translation. Never lose sight of the fact that Jesus was Jewish, and his work seemed to be centred around reinforcing people's faith in the existing hebrew god - with the stated four-consonant name, and vowels to suit.

Though I suppose if I'm going down that road we then start having to question why the saints' names vary as you travel from nation to nation. How many variations on John and Peter can we find just for starters, including the general mangling they get in Welsh?
Wow... find me the page in the bible that refers to "him" being referred to as Jim... Or Steve. THEN tell me "his" name isn't God. I understand what you're saying about the word god meaning all seeing, all powerfull diety, but considering the bible calls "him" God then its sort of implied that its his name, therefore allowing for use of the capital letter "G" at the beggining of it. Its the same argument as people calling their daughter Hope... Just because I wouldn't use a capital "H" in the sentence "I hope the shop hasn't sold out of M&Ms" it doesn't mean that I wouldn't use a capital "H" at the start of her name.
 

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i recently got into an argument with my friend about gay rights and the like, and he said that he think gay people should not have the right to get marred because god thinks that is bad. but then to completley contradict his previous statement he then said "well lesbians are OK though". hypocrite
 

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I came into this thread expecting very typical intellectual elitism. I was pleseantly surprised.

OT: That's high school. Most High schoolers don't think any deeper than they need to to fit in.
 

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Emilie Diabolica said:
AkumaFighter said:
I sort of have a question dealing with this thread...well not so much about it but with the topic...well im not homophobic and i would believe in gay rights, the only thing what dosnt make sence are these so called "bisexuals" personally i believe that if your straight or homosexual your born that way why is it that people thing that its a choice to be either in the context that these bisexuals can just pick. well im asking because all my life ive been told that homosexuality is not a persons choice and i still believe that so why is this? can anyone help me out with this?
Bisexuality is not 'so called', it's just as real as being gay or lesbian.

The term does tend to get thrown around a bit too much, with people open to experimentation slapping the label 'bi' on themselves without a second thought. It tends to be dismissed as a phase for teenagers because it's normal for teens to experiment and figure out their sexuality during adolescence. Bisexuality is sometimes a middle-ground type of label for a kid who doesnt want to distinguish themselves as either side of the fence just yet.

Often, when someone is discovering their homosexuality, they feel they are bisexual before they discover their true orientation. During adolescence it's normal for a teenager to think they're bisexual as they sometimes develop feelings for the same gender. While some of these teens are genuinely homosexual and are in the middle of figuring out their orientation, many of the others are actually heterosexual but with the immense amount of hormones raging around their bodies their attractions tend to go a little awry.
I think bisexuality is so hated and dismissed these days because somehow it's cool or something for 14yo girls to say they're bisexual when in reality they're just exploring.

Bisexuality is just as real as being gay or straight, and a bisexual person has just as little choice in the matter. Gender preference tends to be more of a slider bar with gay and straight as the extremes, which makes the word 'bisexual' more of a blanket term covering everything in between gay and straight.

I've put myself in on the graph to give an idea how it works.. And some random called bob.
honestly no offence(im just gonna say this now so i dont mean to damage any of your ideals) when you say teenagers are confused about their sexuality and are just "exploring" the thing is it could be just me, but im in grade 11 as of now and i do know some bisexuals and personally by the way they act their not doing any "exploring" they just come up with stupid reasons and excusses...honestly i think the entire teenage hormone phase is over exaderaded like some bad joke gone wrong to explain why teenagers are acting out...and yes i do know of the scientific evience but seriosuly when has any other era of teenagers had this "freedom" it seems to me since the parents stop caring about their children and them having this relivtive freedom teenagers think they have all this control and i think that control and greed and not knowing what to do with it is the main factor here...sorry but i dont belive in this "exploring" your sexuality... i do know that if your confused and you dont completely know whether your homosexual or striaght you do not know off the bat but those who label themselves like that for the hell of it are just abusing this temperary freedom. well thats my rant
 

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In one of my classes the teacher was talking about the origin of a word being Russian, and this chick two seats over from me said "What is Russia? Is that a continent or something?"