Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Goldeneye1989]

Oh Shit Druss, in his prime. Im so fucked.

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

Now this depends is my avatar still alive, Toshiro Mifune (My avatar) died a couple of decades ago so yeah its fine, but in truth I don't think it be that dangerous I may just sit down and have a nice discussion with him about films. Sorry just a fantasy.

 

[Samuel Cook]

I'd be dead, no way of surviving an attack from Greg Puciato.
He jumped on me from the top of some stairs at a venue last year, that nearly knocked me out alone.

 

[Roganzar]

Well there go my limbs.

 

[boosh-boosh]

unless i distract them with some red licorice whips, both myself, and anyone on earth particularly susceptible to nuclear weapon, is screwed.

 

[N3vans]

I'll be fine, just rather uncomfortable with two men trying to camply sell me clothes saying "suits you, sir" a lot.

 

[DustyDrB]

My avatar attacks? Then my avatar surrenders. But then my avatar attacks? Then it surrenders again!

I'm stuck in a loop! Help!!

My captcha...it's...scribble.

 

[thiosk]

I lost 12 crewmen and a lander

Back to earth station, boys...

 

[CoL0sS]

Superhuman strength and organic-steel skin that makes him indestructible. Yeah I'm screwed. Very screwed.

 

[Goombuster]

Nothing can save me. No one can block his voice.

 

[pendragon177]

I'm rather safe because he's relatively harmless unless in the hands of someone who can or can't draw.
Wait... Either situation would be deadly. But I'd prefer someone who could draw. Would look cooler.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Your avatar has come to life and is trying to murder you for showing their image to everybody on the planet, how screwed are you?

Wow, the avatar threads are really popular lately.

Considering that my avatar is already on the "attack" - in that she's "biting" Sakaki's hand...

Well, let's just say that I wouldn't mind Kaorin biting my hand. ^^ She's so cute!

 

[xmbts]

I am 100% doomed.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Ran down with a Vespa and beat to death with a blue lefty Rickenbacker. It should prove entertaining.

 

[Zac Smith]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[A Weakgeek]

Your avatar has come to life and is trying to murder you for showing their image to everybody on the planet, how screwed are you?

Considering mine is an unstoppable machine of destruction, I am already dead.

Arnold is alive, though if he wanted to kill me... Then god help us all!

That's not Arnold, son, that's John Rambo. And trust me, you'd much prefer Arnold, an aging muscle-actor and former governor, to Rambo, whose kill count could probably fill a small country.

Oh wait, I guess it could be Dutch instead. I'm not entirely sure which, but you'll still want Arnold more than either of those.

Umm no he is Arnold, from the movie commando! I imagine that the small picture fooled you. Here's a larger one:
http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/arnold.jpg
and
http://www.karpaset.com/Kuvat/rambo.jpg <- that's rambo

AND ARNOLD IS BETTER THAN RAMBO! HES NOT OLD HES NOT WEAK AND HE CERTANLY HAS A KILLCOUNT TWICE LARGER THAN RAMBO IN COMMANDO ALONE!!
*Screams and runs away while grabbing his arnold blanket

 

[CourtingDisaster]

Completely screwed. Not quite dead...

The ascendant god of Darkness chops me neatly in half -- trapping my soul for eternity within his sword, where I will be chained to every other unfortunate soul whose died to the sword, and forced to march forever away from a ever-growing vortex of annihalation.

(Anomander Rake from the special edition cover of Gardens of The Moon by Steven Erikson)

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Its the moon...

And in three days it is going to be a crater on your spine.