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[escapistrules]

scenario with snorlax

me "no snorlax, dont eat me"
snorlax falls asleep
me "yay im saved"
snorlax uses snore
me "ow ow ow, that hurts"
snorlax uses sleep talk, snorlax uses hyper beam
me "SSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIII...."

 

[theNothingMan]

Since I probably couldn't outrun or outfight a bull; my guess, Tauros would kill me.

 

[Stickill]

Mewtwo

Yeah, that will kill me, my family, and possibly the whole planet.

 

[The Funslinger]

Charizard?

Give me a chance...

 

[socialtangent]

Spoiler: Uh...

Yeah, I'm pretty much boned.

 

[chetoos]

Either Metagross, or Blaziken. Which of you wants to speak at my funeral?
Also, the guy who likes Furrets, they are 6 feet long.

 

[AwesomeSuperMelon]

Scyther.... I'd be dead before I knew it...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Depends. Is it an average snorlax attacking me, 'cause that's mostly fat and laziness. Is it MY Snorlax? 'cause then I'm getting bodyslammed by a metric ton of muscle.

 

[ZodiacBraves]

I would have a hard time believing that with all of the time we shared together Butterfree would want me dead. However, should Butterfree want to kill me, it would be as simple as sleep powder + psybeam and I'm done for.

You're lucky. I taught my Butterfree Dreameater :|

Oh shit, you're really screwed.

 

[Zetsubou-Sama]

Murkrow Bro would never do such things!

 

[burn e]

Seedot and Lotad,

Aww how cute, They're trying to bite my toe off... Daww ^_^

 

[hazabaza1]

Blastoise?
I best start running. Only the air is safe.

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

Sceptile.
[spoiler...]

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A giant reptile that has huge leaf blades on it's wrists, and move blindingly fast? I'm so very dead.

 

[Les Awesome]

Mewtwo
Nice going out with style
that is being ripped apart by his mind

 

[Iconsting]

Smeargle.

I guess it'll have a chance if it uses lead-based paint.

 

[krugerrand123]

The mammoswine would be hard to kill, unless I had an elephant gun, but the yamask would be impossible to kill.

 

[Ironic]

Spoiler: Uh...

Yeah, I'm pretty much boned.

I'm sure anyone can kill Uri Gellar. We're here to talk about pokemon.

 

[orc1231515]

alakazam would just sit there while it bends me like a spone.

 

[Iconsting]

Spoiler: however, if I go against a Braviary I'm royally fucked.

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO WIN AGAINST SOMETHING THAT AMERICAN?