My back-up isn't much better. Mewtwo's already proved it's no stranger to beating the crap out of people so unless I can somehow convince him not to kill me..I'm dead.
Hell, even my third choice is terrible. Skarmory would shred me in seconds.
I have so many favourites. I can't decide which one I would die from.
This makes me wish that there was a game where humans have to survive in a world of killer pokemon. I can imagine shooting a pikachu in the face before it killed me.
That would be a awesome game.
But the truth is: I know he'll just keep coming.
Like some pink, goofy, potentially mentally challenged avatar of death.
Always coming for me. No matter how very, very slowly.
Best one would be:
Yay, an ice cream appeared in front of me. Nomnomnom *oh wait thats no ice cream *
But unfortunately he isn't my favourite pokemon :S
Nope, I'm screwed, mah favourite one is probably zeburaika, moltres or kabutops. All of them could kill me. Electric shock, flamethrower, slicey blades... fun
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