One Fifth Of Britons Think Lightsabers Are Real

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Aardvark Soup

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One look at this internet survey is enough to see these figures are completely unreliable and unrepresentative in every single way. In fact, I just voted three times by simply switching to Firefox' anonymous mode. They apparently just store a cookie on the system indicating you've voted and don't even look at your IP-adress! If I wanted I, or anyone else, could easily manipulate the results by letting a program vote a few thousand times for the most ridiculous options.
 

BrotherRool

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The real result of the survey is 20% of Britains don't take the question "are lightsabres real?" seriously.

Heck I'd have put yes :D
 

RevRaptor

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You can erase memories. There are drugs that wipe your short term memories, several in fact.

Also I got told a very interesting story by some people in the field of psychology.
Turns out using a completed regime of drugs and therapy you can wipe a persons brain completely. Resetting their brain to the state it was in when they were born. now you can't use this to retrain them to be a functioning adult. The biological processes of early child hood are missing. Speech, maths and writing become almost impossible to learn. But you can mould them into something simpler like a cat or dog. Understandably this is just theory as no one is nuts enough to try this (that we know of).
Just thought I'd put that out there. :)
 

AceAngel

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To be fair, if they asked me this question, I most likely would have confirmed it, and also said, "Begone fool, for I find your lack of faith disturbing".
 

LorChan

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I spend so much time thinking that when I get out of North America I'll be free of the stupidity that comes with having no fucking culture.

It seems not.

Britain, could you knock off all the chavs before I come to study with you? Thanks a lot.
 

gabe12301

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They were probably just trolling and not taking it seriously.

AND I WAS NOT NINJA'D...my troll face is bigger.

 

F'Angus

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Well at least it's a start, now we can start researching how to really make them..
 

raankh

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Jonci said:
While I want to go "Oh, those silly Brits." I just know Americans would do far worse in the percentages. Hell, we are dealing with people that think the Earth is only 6000 years old here.
Well, to be fair, there's a bunch of those in the UK too. All over Europe, really. Pentecost congregations world-wide tend towards creationism. I was told in no uncertain terms by one (Swedish) believer that the dinosaur bones where put there by the Devil to test our faith, and that carbon dating was a conspiracy between Satan, Anti-Christ and Science. Possibly also the Muslims (o_O). Oh, and here's a good one: God created the universe with light already heading here from distant stars. Genesis even explicitly states that light was created before the stars. Uh-huh. Makes sense. I have a bunch of examples like those from discussions with devout Christians and Jews who believe in a Young Earth and the Continuing Miracle.

Really though, calling out (fanatical) religious people for being obviously dumb is sort of uninspired in my opinion. Kind of child's play, like teasing your playground friends for believing in Santa. Especially since there's the really effing dumb people out there that have no excuse, that need a good telling off. I mean, you can't expect anything coherent from fanatical Young Earth:ers unless you convince them what they believe in is wrong. Honestly I'm undecided on the issue if that's even ethical to do, leaning towards that it's not (freedom of opinion, speech, religion and all that).

To illustrate the point of really dumb, here's a favourite stupid-quote of mine, from a British citizen no less:

I think we should give up our liberty for freedom.
That lady needs a slap and a copy of Orwell's "1984".
 

Wargamer

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I call bullshit - they must have selectively pre-screened for the most retarded people possible.
 

Smooth Operator

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Oh come on people, think about it what would you anwser when someone comes around with such a dumbass survey, I'd make up shit Hollywood hasn't even dreamed about :D
 

johnnyLupine

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"do you think lightsabers are real?"

"sure i do, infact the real question is, who doesnt own one?! my town is literaly knee deep in chavs keeping everyone awake with their constant lightsaber duels!"


If you ask a stupid question your going to get a stupid answer.
 

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CoverYourHead said:
I like how since this is British, everyone is obviously trolling.

If it were America, everyone participating would be an idiot and reflection of the entire population.
Well we are all ultra-sophisticated pioneering types whos individual intelect alone would be enough to dwarf a very big thing (possibly even the biggest thing to come out of big towns biggest big thing factory!)

come to think of it they might have just asked baldrick to fill in the survay 3000 times, these people clearly had an agenda.