One question for God.

[Booze Zombie]

"Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking?!"

 

[Smudge91]

Yay inspired by my thread *deflates temporary ego*.
I'd ask are humans an inner joke or something?

 

[aww yea]

if i could get superpowers just like him

 

[Eldarion]

When travelling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening?

There can't be an impenetrable quickening if you aren't even moving faster than sound, silly.

 

[clankwise]

how you doing?

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

Yay inspired by my thread *deflates temporary ego*.
I'd ask are humans an inner joke or something?

Thanks for the inspiration. (you're thread was cool)

 

[irishdelinquent]

What were you smoking when you made the platypus?

 

[Soxafloppin]

Ask him for gratuitous amounts of money.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

What were you smoking when you made the platypus?

Ha ha ha, yeah, whatever it was I want some.

 

[Jaranja]

You got some splaining to do!

 

[A Weary Exile]

"How can we travel to other galaxies? And...sorry for the whole atheist thing...it was just a phase you know, crazy teen years. Ha huh huh...please don't send me to Hell!"

 

[Jaranja]

When travelling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening?

That's number wang!

 

[Fetzenfisch]

What were you smoking when you made the platypus?

We know that that wasnt god but wizards. People you gotta read the book [http://www.lspace.org/ftp/images/bookcovers/uk/the-last-continent-1.jpg]

 

[Iron Mal]

'So who died and made you God?' or 'So what do you think of all these people killing other people in your name?'

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

When travelling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening?

That's number wang!

hahaha. That's gold.

 

[Prototype1207]

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

Yeh, because over 21 centuries went by SOOOO quickly and our resources are SOOOO depleted. (*whispers*: that was sarcasm)

I'd ask him something more practical like: can You smite all those Muslim terrorists so we can get back to focusing on our own countrie's problems instead of having to worry about the security and well-being of other countries? I mean, it's good that we're making Iraq a better country, it would just be a whole lot easier without terrorists getting in the way. lol

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

You got some splaining to do!

Thats really more of a statement than a question...

 

[Silver Scribbler]

If the meaning of life, the universe and everything really was 42.

Its not the meaning , its just the answer to the question. Which has to be found.


But id go for one of the important ones. Guiness or Kilkenny?


Another one would be " Why the hell all that parasites like ticks, moskitos and even nastier stuff...i mean ... damn ... oh and rap ? why youdamnit? jeez ...no not you , your dad"

Yes, yes, I know. I would happily become religious if I asked what the question was, and he started singing Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the wind" to me. How many roads, must a man walk down...